Across the world, normal people like you and I are forced to wait to buy certain products and services. We see these as mere obstacles, but no, these are tests of courage, strength, and wisdom. Now the ultimate Sim is here.

Wait In Line RPG...

This is the first issue of RPG Maker Magazine Digest. Enjoy it below.

Done playing every game in the Game Vault? Hungry FOR MORE?

I sense something! Maybe the Gang of Ultimate Evil is behind this. This is the first bit of story that pops up on the screen of the game Legend. Impressed? Anyway, Legend follows the story of Warrior, the protagonist of the game and voice of the first sentence.

When it comes to making RPG's, I'm all over the idea. But when it comes to playing others, I'm up a stream without a life jacket.

Not many have played the original to the popular DS title: Final Fantasy III. And the reason being is that we never were given the original. Also, that is also partially the reason we got our numbers mixed up with later Final Fantasies, like Final Fantasy VI. Though, back in the day, I had the privlage to play through the entirety of the original... and with just recently beaten the DS version, I would like to take this opportunity to share with you my thoughts.

This is a list of cliches that were compiled in 2003 by RPG Maker Magazine and the forum of VGR.
The Big List of RPG Cliches
Avoid as many as you can if making an RPG!
For Word version, type this in your address bar:

Click here for Word version

^Looks better in it, too.

This article is the first of hopefully many. RPG Maker Magazine reviews are articles for games not made by RPG Maker, but current gaming publishers. I encourage anyone to write up articles for games as well seeing as we are kind of in the doldrums with RPG Maker games.

So without further adieu: Final Fantasy Tactics for the PSP.

As you read this, me and SK are playing through Final Fantasy Tactics Advance. Got it on a big screen and are just chillin'. Well, SK is finding out for the first time how retarded the laws function of this game is. In fact, some really really unfortunate things have been happening to him in this game due to the laws.

You are Agent Mitchell Conners of United States Special Operations Command, who's on mission is to uncover an underground narcotics ring who recent reports have disclosed that they have been working on a hallucinogenic stimulant called "Wait in Line" that is 20x more addictive than heroin. You have to help Agent Conners through over a dozen levels of intricate booby traps and enemy gunfire, all while rescuing the only witness to a confirmed drug transaction, the demure, sexy Eliza Felon. Throw in a couple of wacky sidekicks and you have the best and most action-packed RPG Maker game of all time.