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Issue 2.3 Reader's Voice: Why did you abandon RM1, you idiot?
Why did you abandon RM1, you idiot?

Okay, I asked all of you scumbags the question. And now you answer. Not that I care about your pathetic excuses. But this time, it's going to be fun. For me, that is.

You see, every time I respond to a question, I will post a Stab-O-Meter score beside it. If your post is truly stupid (and belive me, they're all stupid), then I will stab you on a 1-6 scale. The more stupid it is, the more times I will stab you. Or, conversely, you shall get a medal.

or ?
Reader: FinalFantasyFReak789
Response:
Because RPGM2 was the next big thing, which led me to put my hopes into it, (Not to mention $50 for the game, $20 for a keyboard, and $15 for the strategy guide) so I didn't want it to suck, but it did. Then I just got caught up with other things. And now, I'm back! I couldn't keep away form this baby <3.


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Love Stabs 		Ixzion's Response to: FinalFantasyDrone789
Response:
So, you decided to have a little fling with RPG Maker 2, and now you're crawling back to RPG Maker 1? Is that how you roll, playa? Well, I'm sorry, but I don't forgive as easily as RPG Maker will. So, I will stab you twice. And you're an idiot.

Reader: OblivionDragon
Response:
Because you touch yourself at night.


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Angry Stabs 		Ixzion's Response to: AssDragon
Response:
Ah yes. I saw that one coming like your mom.

Reader: Lord Z
Response:
I didn't abandon RPGM1...because I don't own a PS2.


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Thumbs Up 		Ixzion's Response to: Lord Pee
Response:
Excellent! Not because you're too stupid to pick up a PS2, but that you're inadvertedly fighting Sony! Way to go! :D

Reader: Kratos Aurion
Response:
Because it is insanely limited.


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Brandish 		Ixzion's Response to: Kraptos Aurion
Response:
This from the guy who made what? A demo? No, what was that? You didn't make anything? You suck so freaking much, it's ridiculous. You can't handle the sexy beeyatch that is RPG Maker 1. Go die.

Reader: Altoecko
Response:
I'd say something witty but it wouldn't help the fact that you're a douche and I don't care.


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Instant Kill 		Ixzion's Response to: Alteocko
Response:
So, you've come back for more, eh? Ladies and gentlemen, this is the only fool in the entire RPGM community to have been placed in the Reader's Voice column since its inception.

But that doesn't stop him from being a complete tool. Why do you still post to this column? You must have some type of fetish for verbal beatdowns, you lascivious oaf! Good day!

Reader: Staffy
Response:
Heh. As if you would actualy use these responses to examine the reasoning behind our lack of enthusiasim for the software program that brought us together.

Here's why I gave up on RPGM1: YO' MAMA!


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Stab Flurry 		Ixzion's Response to: Doesnthavemuchofa Staffy
Response:
I doubt my mother had any form of conversation with you over the fine nuances of RPG Maker. And even if my mother were the reason for such a decision, then I highly debate the notion of her telling you to quit playing RPG Maker on her behalf.

Oh, one more thing:
You mention my mom again, and I will hunt you down and destroy you.

Reader: Fayorei
Response:
Gave up on it? Me? Not yet. I just hiatused it. Yay loopholes!

Certainly wasn't for RPGM2, I sold that.


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Handshake 		Ixzion's Response to: Fay or Ray
Response:
Wow, you're the only person so far who hasn't pissed me off too much. Have a handshake!

Reader: N.L.Y.
Response:
I didn't abandon RM1, I just never came to this site until this very night, and even though RM3 is redeeming in every aspect that RM2 was noxious, I still won't give up on RM1: Because I'm a sucker for old school graphics. But if I had known about this site and wasn't just sitting on my bed playing RM1 and touching myself-I WOULD'VE SAVED IT!!!!!


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Ginsu'd 		Ixzion's Response to: Y.L.N.
Response:
For not coming to the site until now, you should be killed. Then revived, then dragged through the streets whilst stuffed into a barrel of nails. The end.

Reader: Joewoof
Response:
"Insanely limited" is an understatement.


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Instant Kill 		Ixzion's Response to: Jowimp
Response:
You, sir, are a mucous membrane used for reproduction. A giant one, in fact.

Reader: Draygone
Response:
I'm pretty sure I can't think of a better phrase than "insanely limited" when in reffernce to RPGM3.

I abandoned RPGM1 simply because I couldn't see myself making anything else with it. I come up with some ideas for it from time to time, but they never get started. But then, the same can unfortunately be said for RPGM2, 3, and XP.


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Thumbs Up 		Ixzion's Response to: Dragon
Response:
Well, at least you tried. Have a thumbs up. Then proceed to shove that same thumb straight up your...yeah.

Reader: Gothicmorman
Response:
i didn't abandon RM1 therefore i rock the sock off of all you people! ^.^


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Smile 		Ixzion's Response to: PiousSatanist
Response:
Good job! You are a super player! :D



Ixzion's Response to: Reader's Voice Readers
Response:
I hope you enjoyed this column or else I would have to stab you. Anyway, the topic for the next Reader's Voice is Who do you want to stab more than anyone? Check the forums to respond later.

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