Who do you want to stab more than anyone?
Not being one to disappoint, I have summoned the might of
OblivionWolf to layeth the beatdown on you worthless RV
respondents. Watch as we rip apart your responses like
cheap toilet paper in your buttcheeks!
Oh, and for our new retards, here's how this goes:
You see, every time I (or we) respond to a question, I will post a Stab-O-Meter
score beside it. If your post is truly stupid (and believe me, they're
all stupid), then I will stab you on a 1-6 scale. The more stupid it is, the more times
I will stab you. Or, conversely, you shall get a medal.
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Reader: N.L.Y.
Response:
Chuck Norris.
Over, and over, and over, and over, and over.
Because then I could stab someone and not have them die,
for Chuck Norris can committ Seppuku and live. So murder without
charges....what more could I ask for?
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Stab-O-Meter
Brandish
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Ixzion's Response to: N(o one) L(oves) Y(ou)
Response:
I'm sorry, but Chuck Norris getting stabbed is like you getting laid:
not going to happen.
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Reader: Staffy
Response:
I would stab a tasty PIE and then eat it. YUM.
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Stab-O-Meter
Handshake
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Ixzion's Response to: *grabs Staffy*
Response:
Good man. I love stabbing and eating pie, too.
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Reader: Lantis
Response:
...
Bill..... Gates.....
DIE CORPORATE SCUM!!!
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Stab-O-Meter
Thumbs Up
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Ixzion's Response to: Some noob
Response:
Use...of...ellipses...annoys...me...greatly.
Noob. Oh yeah, screw Bill Gates.
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Reader: Lord Z
Response:
Let's see...
Roughly eleven guys at my school, George Bush, half the population
of Canada, Saddam Hussein and all the Muslim terrorist leaders, and
Larry the Cable Guy(he's racist >_>).
Oh, yeah, and that guy who shot someone in the face while quail
hunting.
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Stab-O-Meter
Brandish
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Ixzion's Response to: Lord Pee (tee hee) *falls out of tree*
Response:
You're an angry, stabby little man, aren't you?
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Reader: Really Awesome
Response:
I guess now that I've gone sufficiently off topic, I'll say who I'd stab: Myself. EMO SEPPUKU.
Not really.
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Stab-O-Meter
Thumbs Up
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Ixzion's Response to: Not Really Awesome
Response:
I applaud readers who would voluntarily improve the human
race by committing suicide. I docked you a medal because you
were kidding.
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Reader: Undead Pheonix Zero
Response:
Donald Trump.
*shudders*
He must die.
*shudders some more*
*stabs Trump and casts him into the fiery abyss of eternal toment(a.k.a. Battletoads)*
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Stab-O-Meter
Stab Flurry
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Ixzion's Response to: Doesnthavemuchofa Staffy
Response:
This response was just bad. The only thing that saved it from
instant kill was casting the Donald into Battletoads. You are one
mean SOB.
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Reader: Chrssy
Response:
i want to stab ur face more then anything else in teh whole entire world of BULL(FECES)!!
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Stab-O-Meter
Stab Flurry
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OblivionWolf's Response to: Crippy
Response:
I'm simply amazed. You managed to butcher the english language AND get a RV response censored. Do you know how hard it is to get a RV response censored?
You, my friend, fail at life.
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Reader: Kratos Aurion
Response:
Some huge douche named Blake Weaver. I want to grind his bones, piss on his grave, gouge out his eyes, and more.
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Stab-O-Meter
Thumbs Up
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OblivionWolf's Response to: Kratos@angryatmars.gk
Response:
I would give you a few stabs just for the fun of it...but apparently you have anger problems. I'm scared that you would rip my eyes out with a rusty spork.
come to think of it, do they even make METAL sporks? Ahh...I'll just give you a medal instead.
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Reader: Regal
Response:
me, for bothering to read this...
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Stab-O-Meter
Ginsu'd
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OblivionWolf's Response to: Brokeback Regal
Response:
Are you saying RV isn't worth your time?! INSULTING MY MAGAZINE?! SON OF A---!
*We're sorry, we are currently experiencing a temporary loss of service. Have a nice day.*
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Reader: Taizongames
Response:
I would stab who ever made it neccessary for athletes get paid more money than alot of people.
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Stab-O-Meter
Brandish
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OblivionWolf's Response to: Spaizonwangs
Response:
Hmm...very general, but a nice idea 'ya got going there. I would award you with a medal, but then again, my brother is an athlete....
VIVA LA STAB!
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Reader: Valkysas
Response:
Shigeru Miyamoto. Bastard delayed Twilight Princess to Fall 2006.
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Stab-O-Meter
Instant Kill
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OblivionWolf's Response to: Valk is Ass
Response:
ACK! So conflicted. Let's just go with the Miyamoto proverb "A delayed game is eventually good, a bad game is bad forever"
That said....step away from the silly japanese man!
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Reader: Draygone
Response:
Well, if I was able to without any repurcussions, that would probably be our
current dictator. You know, the guy who thought we should go into war for oil. (Says the pacifist.)
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Stab-O-Meter
Brandish Thumbs?
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OblivionWolf's Response to: Drag-on
Response:
Hmm...I'm quite possibly the only republican in the RPGM community, but I'll let it slide for now. :p *Insert random Bush is Dumb/Kerry has a long face joke here* There...everyone wins
and I don't have to do much work. YAY!
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Ixzion's Response to: Reader's Voice Readers
Response:
I hope you enjoyed this column or else I would have to
stab you. Anyway, the topic for the next Reader's Voice
is Why did Ixzion cross the road? Check
the forums to respond later.
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