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Come up with the most inventive ways that the Mag will die.
That was the plan, anyway. Unfortunately, our readers have the
imagination of Hollywood. Therefore, I will rate each response
as if it were a Hollywood movie.
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Reader: Bonanza
Response:
The Magonians will be invaded by Inuyasha fan boys because frankly, someone gave a damn about that anime to compose a RPG Maker game based on it. Then, the Mag will die.
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Turbo: A Power Rangers Movie | Ixzion's Response to: Blownanza
Response:
That's quite inventive, actually. But for all the wrong reasons. There isn't a Inuyasha RPG Maker game at all. And how is it supposed to happen? You fail, sir. | |
Reader: Draygone
Response:
The Mag will die when I quit. (It almost died when I went on hiatus, so quitting has got to be worse.)
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Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle | Ixzion's Response to: Bygone
Response:
That's just crazy. I will say that it's inventive, but who cares about some emo guy enough to leave the site? Your imagination is quite something to behold. | |
Reader: Lausen
Response:
The mag will be invaded by 4chan.
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Meet the Spartans | Ixzion's Response to: Lamin'
Response:
That's not inventive. It just doesn't make sense. Why would 4chan come here? I just don't understand the inferior mindset at all. | |
Reader: Altoecko
Response:
With my knife buried deep within it's heart.
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Son of the Mask | Ixzion's Response to: Ow-toe-elbow
Response:
You're always in these things, aren't you? Unfortunately, you killing the Mag is about as likely as Dolemite joining the KKK. Another entry that's neither entertaining or imaginative. | |
Reader: Anonymous (Bo)
Response:
The Mag will make a post that it is going to be away temporarily but never come back.
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From Justin to Kelly | Ixzion's Response to: Autonomous Prole
Response:
Ah, I guess that's sorta like your life story, huh? People who say they're leaving temporarily but then they never come back? Buck up, little buddy! This one was inventive as a classic movie! | |
Reader: Duel
Response:
Ixzion will sell the site for over $20k to a shady group of wealthy frat boy gamers. The frat boy gamers will reveal themselves as RPM2k users and than use the Mag's supplies to attack the Pav. In retaliation, the Pav will counter-attack and attempt to destroy the Mag in one fatal strike. As Ixzion swims in a pool of money the frat boys will soon sell the exhausted Mag to a Furry fan group. The Furries create a peace treaty with the Pav and spread furryism to it. The Mag and the Pav soon become entangled in furry fandom. Every member becomes a furry. The Mag Dies.
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Lawnmower Man 2 | Ixzion's Response to: Gruel
Response:
I've gotta give it to you, that was one entertaining yarn. This is what I was talking about for this column! Inventive! Take this high award for your efforts. | |
Reader: 1ce
Response:
The mag will die like the dinosaurs: a meteor will strike the mag and it will become extinct.
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Jurassic Park III | Ixzion's Response to: Wa1er
Response:
Yes, don't be inventive. You've totally wasted everyone's time who read this column. Send your hate mail to him please. | |
Reader: Jamos
Response:
It will be devoured by a giant vagina.
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Teeth | Ixzion's Response to: Crap POS
Response:
I had to. | |
Reader: Lantis
Response:
Agetec will turn its back on the community over-seas. Seeing as Makers are not the most popular "game" here in the states, they will probably find it more economical to not spend the money and manpower to localize the makers... assuming they make console makers again.
What that will do to us is slowly starve us to death. Without any new software, we'll be stuck with what we have and people will lose interest. And with the loss of interest, forum activity will drop. And once that happens, people will start leaving.
And eventually, with so little happening here... you, Lord Ixzion, will realize that the cost to keep the Mag online is no longer worthwhile. So saying to yourself that you gave it a good run... you'll pull the plug, yourself.
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Leonard Part 6 | Ixzion's Response to: Rantis
Response:
That's not imaginative. It's purely logical. You disgust me. | |
Reader: Feros
Response:
After getting into a fight with Ixzion about how my powers were lessened with R/E, I'll probably storm off and in my rage hand over the server password to our good friend GIRF.
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Gigli | Ixzion's Response to: Obliroschadenrfereasde
Response:
That's not believable or imaginative or interesting. Much like this. | |
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Reader: myoky
Response:
The mag will end when me and Lantis (Mainly me) stop talking about our corresponding favorite games. In other news, the Mag is already dead.
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3 Ninjas: High Noon at Mega Mountain | Ixzion's Response to: myopia
Response:
Again, not inventive. You would have to be delusional to think this was a good idea. | |
Reader: Kittykicker
Response:
All the under-appreciated Magonians will leave. All that will be left is head of staff.
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Glitter | Ixzion's Response to: Kittylitter
Response:
Extremely somber and lacking imagination. Much like this. | |
Reader: Guarionnex
Response:
Oh, didn't you know? The mag is dead already, but is able to keep going thanks to the T Virus. Ever wonder where all those people who make a single post and never return went? The Mag got them. All those other magonians who has mysteriously disappeared? The Mag got them.
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Baby Geniuses 2 | Ixzion's Response to: Gwar is on next
Response:
About time I see another decent entry. What's so hard about being this imaginative with this stuff? You deserve this. | |
Reader: Agentsix
Response:
The mag will most likely die from lack of users who are interested in the console version of rpg maker. Old members will eventually move on to other things because they are getting older. Ixzion will slowly change this into a porn site starring him and the women he meets. That will utterly fail and then he'll sell the website.
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The Ladies' Man | Ixzion's Response to: Nude Agent pix
Response:
Why in the hell would I sell the site after having co pious sex with manty booteful laties? It's semi-inventive, so here. | |
Reader: Zane Deadreich
Response:
The mag will become sentient and start a war of Man vs. Machines, in its virtual mind, the Mag will be conducting code simulations and testplay the entire globe until it manages to wipe itself out because it wasn't designed to learn how to do anything else, thus it will break down and fizzle back into the cyberspace it came from.
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Terminator III | Ixzion's Response to: Same Deadguy
Response:
Hey, you've also got a little imagination! It's amazing what you can do if you put your mind to it. Here you are. | |
Reader: Genji
Response:
Anonymous will raid it for the lulz.
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Battlefield Earth | Ixzion's Response to: Stinki
Response:
How is RPGMM synonymous with Scientology? Just because I charge a fee to get to the highest levels of staff position and require my staffers to call me Lord does not mean I'm anything like them. Anyway, not inventive. | |
Reader: Leviathan
Response:
A planet goes supernova 10,000 lightyears away from our Solar system. Gamma bursts dissipate our Ozone layer, and in turn, causes mass extinction worldwide. With no humans, comes no new Makers. With no new Makers, the Mag dies. With the Mag dead, the universe loses all hope of ever understanding itself.
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The Phantom Menace | Ixzion's Response to: Obvious Final Fantasy Fan
Response:
That's based in science! You didn't imagine jack or squat! It's about as inventive as this. | |
Reader: Sarah's Knight
Response:
MegaMan 2006 will come back one day after we've somehow forgotten all about him and kill us all with his great miasma of unparalleled evil. And, of course, with no Magonians around, the Mag itself will cease to exist.
*sigh* Yes, his evil is so great that it will triumph over even the good protector of angels, Sarah's Knight.
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Fear Dot Com | Ixzion's Response to: Fatties Ex-Knight
Response:
Killing through the internet? That's really inventive, oh wait... | |
Reader: Staffy
Response:
I think the Mag will die when the Pavilion quits banning people, thus leaving the Mag with no new source of disgruntled, world weary users. When the last of the Users who existed from before "The Great Acceptance" (as it will come to be known) realize that life is worth living and that hope exists in this world, THEN AND ONLY THEN will the Mag finally die. Alas, when the Pavilion becomes bloated with it's own overabundance of angst, and thus realizing that it killed off it's one outlet for such emotional baggage, it to will collapse, probably in the space of a few days, and probably in a giant flame war over who was a more awesome Transformer: Optimus or Rodimus Prime. At this point a SUPERMASSIVE Reagal Hole will form at the center of where the Pavilion once existed and every site withing a 5 link radius of it will be sucked in, thus wiping not only the entire RPG Maker community from the face of existence, but any website that dares to venture to close to it as well.
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Ed Wood | Ixzion's Response to: Stuffy
Response:
You're so inventive, I'm not gonna even name you after a movie. | |
Reader: Perversion
Response:
This is how the Mag will end; not with a bang, but with a whimper.
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Spice World | Ixzion's Response to: Underservin'
Response:
I've saved the worst movie of all time for your miserable excuse of a reply. | |
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Ixzion's Response to: Reader's Voice Readers
Response:
Well, that's that. I'm gonna go and drown my sorrow in a barrel of whiskey
and whatever alcohol I can mooch off my siblings. Good night and good luck,
schmucks.
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