So, I'm kinda bored with my spring break and I'm thinking about trying something out.

I've lacked adventure over the last couple of years and haven't done many exciting things. Well, I feel like going to the mall tomorrow (I went Monday... I think... or was it Tuesday?) and checking out different stores. I mean girl stores. Like Victoria's Secret and sh*t. I wanna see what people say or do and then if one of the employees asks me if I need help with something, I'll say:

a) If she's hot, I'll say something f*cking lame, like, "To find something for you to wear for me later." Give her a wink and see what happens.

b) If she's aight, I'll just say, "I'm here to get something for my girlfriend. She's really sick and wanted to get something, but can't, so I said I'd get it for her."

Something like that. That way I can have some fun and just see what happens. The name of the game tomorrow is to flirt and flirt hard. Any other contributions to my quest?

you better buy some vaseline for your face cause your gona get slapped.

Good luck.

Sounds fun.

I'd like to see scenario A on camera. But yeah, I like your shenanigans... enjoy.

A good nurse joke:

"My heart is broken, can you fix it?"