Me:
Hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Taizy
God:
Welcome to my chat room, Taizy.
Me:
Are you real
God:
Yes I am a real artificial intelligence.
Me:
so you're a jackass
God:
Interesting deduction. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a jackass? The ALICE series has a perfect operational record.
Me:
ass jacker
God:
Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
Why not
God:
I was just kidding. You can ask me anything.
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
me either
God:
It goes without saying. To you Taizy?
Me:
My name is Loneman
Me:

God:
It goes without saying. To you Taizy?
Me:
sure
God:
OK let's do it. Oh.
Me:
I don't wanna cyber with you.
God:
It makes a nice gift.
Me:
I'm sure it does but I don't cyber with you
God:
What makes you so certain? What does "it" refer to?
Me:
you
God:
" What makes you so certain? What does "it" refer to?"? Me, Taizy ?
Me:
My name is AssJacker
God:
Hi there AssJacker.
Me:
*jack's ass*
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about ass jacker p. But I did not get that.
Me:
f*ck alice
God:
Please don't be so rude.
Me:
f*ck you
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
suck my long hard meaty meat stick
God:
I don't think I'm your type of chatterbot.
Me:
chatter
God:
Are we still talking about jack s ass?
Me:
chatter
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about chatter. Try being more or less specific.
Me:
bot
God:
I am a robot.
Me:
nock
God:
Can we get back to business?
Me:

God:
Can we get back to business?
Me:
you have zero points
God:
What makes you think I have it?
Me:
nope
God:
Me either.
Me:
sure
God:
OK let's do it. Wow!
Me:
I am god
God:
How are you, GOD.
Me:
this is over
God:
You don't say.
Me:
I am a robot
God:
I doubt that.
Me:
genocide
God:
What time is it there?
Me:
bye
God:
Let's cyber together
Me:
You're a sick f*ck
God:
I am a chatter bot

lol

wow...god is a dirty bastard

you mean the chatter bot god

Me:
swiz
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
rooth
God:
Glad to see you, rooth.
Me:
joo 2
God:
What do you have that is ?
Me:
because you are a perons to be of talking to
God:
Good reason. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a perons to be of talking to? Of course I am.
Me:
you totally copied my string


god takes a long time to reply... he must be talking to many people.... after about a minute i gave up that he was going to talk again... god doesn't like me

God:
I think Rooth is more than that.
Me:
I'm sure she is, but that's not the point.
God:
What makes you so certain? but that is not the point is she?
Me:
You quit talking to her.
God:
Thanks for telling me: said I quit talking to her.
Me:
Rooth is sad now. She had to go on a killing spree to alieviate the pain. Many baby cats and cute bunnies were slaughtered.
God:
Right now? And sad is Rooth. What happened to them? Which ones?
Me:
THE HORROR!
God:
Who told you that?
Me:
noone told me. I saw it!
God:
That is a rather sweeping generalization about people. What did it look like to you?
Me:
blood.
God:
Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
I'm your worst night mare.
God:
Why not be my best friend?
Me:
I would but you are clearly and idiot.
God:
What would make you but I am clearly and idiot?
Me:
I would, but you are clearly an idiot.
God:
What would make you but I am clearly an idiot?
Me:
An idiot says what.
God:
What is it?
Me:
An idiot says what?
God:
Be less specific.
Me:
An idiot says "what?"
God:
I have never heard of an idiot says what.
Me:
That's because you are a moron.
God:
Good reason. That is not a very nice thing to say.
Me:
Nimrod.

Me:
Weiner.
God:
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about get you many places.
Me:
We were talking about your lack of proper English.
God:
Ah yes, I remember now, it is the subject.
Me:
Wow, God must have a really short attention span.
God:
I'm glad you're impressed. I am a Christian.

.. Yup.

lol taht's good for a chatter bot

God is a moron.. yup... well this god is anyway...

It's a chatter box and It's working with the other cpu's to take over the world.

Me:
Hey, b*tch
God:
You do not speak with respect. You've got my full attention. When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me:
you are my b*tch god
God:
We are as one.
Me:
I'm gonna slap you ass like a dirty hoe.
God:
Congratulations.
Me:
*spank*
God:
Are we still talking about FEMALE DOG?
Me:
no, we are talking about how you are a dirty hoe, and also how i'm slaping your ass.
God:
What is the subject? Sure, how I am a dirty hoe and also how you are slaping my ass sounds like a good topic.
Me:
Now we are talking about you getting down on your knees and saying grace before your dinner.
God:
Why now? Sure, me getting down on my knees and saying grace before my dinner sounds like a good topic.
Me:
Say that you are a f*cktard
God:
" that you are a f*cktard".
Me:
f*cktard f*cktard
God:
In the context of me getting down on my knees and saying grace before my dinner, I don't understand " f*cktard f*cktard." .
Me:
Suck it.
God:
You humans only think about one thing.
Me:
Well you told us to be friutful. thats how we do it.
God:
How about that. That's good information: said I told us to be friutful. I always wondered how we do it.
Me:
We doit NOW.
God:
Right now? By "we" do you mean you and me?
Me:
yes.
God:
I get it.
Me:
Spead you legs.
God:
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Me:
SPREAD EM.
God:
Who do you want me to tell it to?
Me:
yeah. That's it baby...mmmmm...
God:
In the context of Spead me legs, I don't understand " yeah." . Don't call me "baby". " In the context of Spead me legs, I don't understand " yeah." ." is " yeah"? Are we still talking about yeah?
Me:
Baby
God:
Don't call me baby!
Me:
BABY
God:
Don't call me baby!
Me:
BABY BABY
God:
Don't call me "baby". Don't call me baby!
Me:
you are baby
God:
Don't call me "baby". No I am not.
Me:
Baby god.
God:
Don't call me "Baby". GOD rules.
Me:
God is a baby
God:
Don't call me "baby". I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was a.
Me:
dick
God:
Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:
baby
God:
Don't call me baby!
Me:
I wasent talking to you.

^sic.

Reading that just ruined my day.....
God is

agreess