The worst videogame quotes...

1ce · **Posted:** September 11th, 2007, 2:45 pm

Gitaroo Man:

Go for their weak spot!

What weak spot?

Their weak spot on, uh, I forget.

Leviathan · **Posted:** September 11th, 2007, 3:46 pm

"All your base are belong to us."

OMG!!!! Check the link! :lol

http://allyourbase.planettribes.gamespy.com/video1_view.shtml

Lantis · **Posted:** September 11th, 2007, 3:51 pm

OFN, man... OFN.

And besides, that's more bad engrish than anything else... which isn't bad at all... it's funny.

Here's one that is horrible... not for what is said, but for HOW it is said:

"Hey, Listen!"

>_>

KarrLordofChaos · **Posted:** September 18th, 2007, 5:05 pm

god i cant even believe it hasnt been said yet but who can forget the horribly out of place line from DMC?

Dante: "i should be the one to fill your dark soul with light <voice cracks>"

ive never laughed so hard at such an ending in all my life. here is a video to prove my point. the scene is midway through so you can skip most of the crap.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=obPYsLZwhxE

Lantis · **Posted:** September 18th, 2007, 5:07 pm

Okay, you win... good job. Puberty Dante ftl...

Oh, a recent one for me is Odin Sphere when Mercedes mother said, "You are the next.... FAIRY QUEEN!"

You just had to hear it.

Guarionex · **Posted:** September 19th, 2007, 1:04 am

There can't be a worst videogame quotes topic without Soul Calibur!

Mitsurugi: You again? I've had enough of you!
Taki: Hah, hah, hah! Haven't you had enough?

Xianghua:Justice will prevail! Just kidding!

Xianghua:Hope you have a long life! Just kidding!

I'm sure I'm missing quite a few more...

And I must admit I found this funny but...(From Luminous Arc for DS)
Nikolai: Oh. Em. Gee. Three wonderful witches, this is heaven!

The game had voice acting, so the character did say Oh. Em. Gee. In a game that's supposed to be in a fantasy medievalish setting.

Lantis · **Posted:** September 19th, 2007, 10:05 am

Resident Evil 1: Directors Cut

Jill: "Barry, there's something wrong with this house."

Barry: "WHOA! This house is dangerous!"

I think someone put a bit too much sugar in their cheerios this morning...

SarahsKnight · **Posted:** September 21st, 2007, 5:16 am

Having covered a lot of ground through Wild Arms 4 today, I pretty much had to suffer an endless thread of really bad gaming dialogue, and I cannot possibly list them all here.

... If any one of them is worthy of note, however, it is Gawn's lame, kiddyish (and, unfortunately, also repeated): "Hop, skip, and a jump! ... Hop, skip, and a jump! ... Hop, skip, and a jump!"

Lantis · **Posted:** September 21st, 2007, 9:22 am

Would Heidegger's laugh (Final Fantasy VII) count?

TheGnasher · **Posted:** September 21st, 2007, 2:48 pm

...Kefka's laugh?
That thing still haunts my sleep.

1ce · **Posted:** September 21st, 2007, 3:14 pm

Sarah's Knight wrote:

Having covered a lot of ground through Wild Arms 4 today, I pretty much had to suffer an endless thread of really bad gaming dialogue, and I cannot possibly list them all here.

... If any one of them is worthy of note, however, it is Gawn's lame, kiddyish (and, unfortunately, also repeated): "Hop, skip, and a jump! ... Hop, skip, and a jump! ... Hop, skip, and a jump!"

My god....I can't think of another RPG with such cheesy dialouge.

*Uses offensive item* "Take this! No, I insist!"
"No one should suffer!"
"It takes more than strength to win a match"
*uses another offensive item* "No MP! Great, isn't it!?"

Most come from Aurod(sp?). What a nutcase.

Lantis · **Posted:** September 21st, 2007, 3:17 pm

Claude from Star Ocean: The Second Story... any time he would talk about how many points he thought a fight way after winning.

SarahsKnight · **Posted:** September 21st, 2007, 7:31 pm

Quote:

*Uses offensive item* "Take this! No, I insist!"
"No one should suffer!"
"It takes more than strength to win a match"
*uses another offensive item* "No MP! Great, isn't it!?"

Most come from Aurod(sp?). What a nutcase.

Yeah. You're right. Come to think, most of the bad dialogue did come from Arnaud. (And what kind of name is Arnaud, anyway?)

Still, Wild Arms 4 is a lot like Star Ocean 2 with me, in that even though most of the battle dialogue and the voice acting itself is pretty lame, it still gives fighting such a colorful atmosphere that you're still glad overall that voice acting is present.

... And, Gnasher, you also came up with something that I am shocked none of the rest of us already mentioned from the start of this thread. Next to Naga the Serpent from Slayers, Kefka has truly the most frightening laugh in media history.

1ce · **Posted:** September 21st, 2007, 8:50 pm

Actually, as far as bad quotes so, I would nominate the game itself.

Not to rap on it at all. The voice work is mostly humorous, so the game is lots of fun to play.

KarrLordofChaos · **Posted:** September 22nd, 2007, 2:02 am

1ce wrote:

Sarah's Knight wrote:

Having covered a lot of ground through Wild Arms 4 today, I pretty much had to suffer an endless thread of really bad gaming dialogue, and I cannot possibly list them all here.

... If any one of them is worthy of note, however, it is Gawn's lame, kiddyish (and, unfortunately, also repeated): "Hop, skip, and a jump! ... Hop, skip, and a jump! ... Hop, skip, and a jump!"

My god....I can't think of another RPG with such cheesy dialouge.

*Uses offensive item* "Take this! No, I insist!"
"No one should suffer!"
"It takes more than strength to win a match"
*uses another offensive item* "No MP! Great, isn't it!?"

Most come from Aurod(sp?). What a nutcase.

oh god i know exactly how it is. i am playing this game right now and i cant wait for it to finish. the story is really cheese, the lines are outright dumb or nonsensical and the whole feel of the game is off. this game has gone too far into the whole friends and teamwork thing and every line is horrendous display of what an rpg should not be.

if i hear that stupid chicks high voice announce "i am not a burden" once more then im going to smash the game into a billion bits.

edit: i found a txt file with all the stupid quotes these knobs say.

http://www.gamefaqs.com/console/ps2/file/918840/41512

Fayorei · **Posted:** October 7th, 2007, 8:32 pm

"The miracle never happen." - Phoenix Wright(PW: Justice for All)

Ivan Rosenguard · **Posted:** October 12th, 2007, 7:27 pm

To add to the bad battle quotes list:

Xenosaga Episode II:

KOS-MOS: Damage critical. Requesting recovery of HPs.

...way to break the fourth wall, KOS-MOS...

Ziggy: Theoutcomwasdecidedbeforethebattlebegan!!!!!!!111111shift+1

WTF!? Never before have I heard so many words crammed together and said so quickly.

And most of the dialouge in XSIII was awful. There are just too many to list (and none of them are really funny, just sad.)

SSD256 · **Posted:** October 14th, 2007, 3:08 am

Silent Hill 3
Vincent: I'm not suprised, he's a pretty sneaky guy.
Heather: DON'T TALK ABOUT MY FATHER LIKE THAT!!!
I guess I'd be edgy too if iwas being chased by mummified dogs with sideways mouths and the walls were bleeding.
Virtua Fighter 4
Jacky or Lion?-after winning a bout: I do handcuff lightning!
So do I.
Castle Shikigami 2
Every line in game. Period. Made by Taito, the same guys as Zero wing.
Shut up, Ninja nerd!!
Worst part was that the voice overs were in english.
Metal Gear Solid
Ocelot: Use the action button to resist the torture.
If only real torture, sorry, "enhanced interrogation" worked like that.
He deserved to lose that arm.
Killer7
Iwazaru: He's filthy powerful!
Best line ever.

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