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VOTE FOR ME.. I don't double post!

Sorry my conenction is bad ><

And his promises.

Dizzam. That was a sick burn.

^ I'm really not this way.. Your a twisted admin Ix. Shame on you.

Good afternoon, Ladies and Gents.

Many of you know me from back in the days of ezboard, where the Mag first called it home. More of you know me from my almost absent days here at the current mag. My name is Bonanza, and I want to run for Magonian President.



Why am I the best candidate for president? I shall tell you within this next passage. Let's forget the fact that I am the cousin of the creator of this Magonian Institution. Let's forget the classic "I demand battle rap justice" that Staffmaster glorified in his comic hit, "Magpies." I am the best candidate for Magonian President because I AM A TRUE LEGEND. No one can say that my presence is unforgettable. I was the first of my breed at the Old mag to achieve over 4,000 posts on one account, branding me with the coveted "Legend" Status, and since then, I have inspired over members here who have achieved just that: Agent Six, Sumisem, Regal, and many others.

I am the best candidate for Magonian President because despite my idle appearances, I always come back every now and then, and I am welcomed back with monumental support (I'm winking at you, Sumi-baby, *rawr*). Ever since I joined the mag over three years ago, I have become a better person, and better member, and a better friend to the Magonians that reside here. I entertain you with music as soon as my latest song is completed. I cease flirtation with every new girl that arrives with the mag because it is considered childish and immature. I always ask Ixzion what the new scoop is over at the mag so that I may not lose touch with all of you. If elected, I promise you that you will not regret your decision. You will have "Legend" sprinkled over every crevice of your body because when you're a Legend, you are THE BEST.

I see these other candidates....they are not like me, they are not me, and they can NEVER hold a candle to the one who dubbed himself THE TRUE BONANZA. I will not issue any threats, because those who do that, as some of my candidates have already done, are terrorists. Do you want a terrorist as Magonian President? No. Vote for me. Thank you.

^ Don't vote for him. He delivers Chinese food. That just might be me on your plate. O.O

these ppl do nothing but talk. but do they actually deliver?

de-liver? I don't want them to de-liver me... I need my liver.

*runs away*

Deliver Results.. 1ce wanted me to change it to just Deliver. It has a better sound to it.

I WILL NOT FAIL YOU.

If you vote for me, I PROMISE I will do my best
to get new members and make some changes around here.

First off:

I will be starting a campaign to advertise this site and convince more people to come. A bigger community is a happy community.

Don't listen to a spammer.

Vote for Kitty Glamour!

Oh, she's good.

Show us a titty, THEN vote for kitty.

...that sounded very Kratos-esque, did it not?

I don't threaten people!

Vote for Kitty!

Vote for a man. Vote Bonanza.

Everyone else was born in Pansy-ville.

*throws Hershey bar at Bonanza*

Ah, now that hes gone after that candy...

I can make some sweet changes around here. For all you peeps and chaps out there.

I'm not sh*tty, Vote Kitty!

WTF is a FING?