Ok I can help you with the hot part.. Get your self a black mask to ware around your eyes. Kinda like what zoreo wares. Then get one of them raccoon hats. Take the tail off and sow it to your underpants.

I'm pretty sure somebody would notice that I had a pair of pants with a tail on it. It's not a rare occasion I'm seen in my PJs.

You can tell them it's research.
And hope they believe you.
Or act as if you hadn't noticed.

Anyway, my dreams are usually ordinary and forgetable.
I dreamt once that there were many people on top of a very wide pillar. They were all dying of hunger and moaning. The background was pitch black. I don't know how, but the top of the pilalr started getting crowded with so many starving people that they just start falling of the edges. It was very, VERY creppy.

I also dreamed I was on a roller coater with all my family. Everything seemed normal, except that halfway, the tracks ended. There was a kind of fence just above where it ended, so we all jumped and grabbed it. (Now that I think about it, it reminds me of Super Mario World's screens you jumped and climbed, punching koopas and whatnot)

I also dreamed that a blonde boy with a laser gun was trying to kill me in my house. We somehow ended in the roof, and nobody seemed to care I was being shot at.

And.. ummm.. I dreamed about a small creepy figure my aunt has. I was in the living rooom with my brothers, and the statue started walking through the hallway, slowly. I was very scared, and my brothers didn't noticed it, so I threw it a pillow. The statue stretched it's arms and grab it waaay before it got to it...

Oh! I also dreamed I was a Ghostbuster

Also, I've found myself in some kind of horribly repetitive dreams, and they involve whatever I did that day. Like being in middle of a Naval fight, shooting rune cannons OVER and OVER again (from Suikoden 4) or running as Toad without stopping (too mush SMB2) or making sandwiches OVER and OVER and OVER again (I even woke up agitated thinking of how many more Wendy's Jr. BAcon Cheeseburgers I had to do)

But other than those, the rest of them were ordinary.

You undergo quite a miscellaneous set of dreams, Guar.

I have to say the only dream you described that I think would have been cool was the one about trying to defeat an evil walking statue in the hallway with a pillow. That was awesome. ^_^

When I was a kid, I got totally creeped out once by a dream in which I was chased by a dinosaur skeleton with a yoshi tongue in a museum. Later in the dream I would discover in the TV news that the dinosaur was actually a wanted criminal (human) and was arrested.

There was another one in which I wasn't me and I had to run away with this girl, possibly a girlfriend, from an old man who chased us. The strange part is that the whole dream was in an extremely ridiculous anime style scenario. The old man was very funny
I actually had that dream in 3 parts, 3 following nights, before it ended ^^

And there was the one, long ago when Pokemon G/S had just come out. I dreamt I had gotten Pokemon Silver for winning some kind of contest. While holding the cartridge above my head and happy as never, I realized it was a dream. The weird part was watching my own face turn totally scared to me yelling "This is not a dream, this can't be a dream...!" and, puf, woke up. =P

Meh, quite ordinary, but... whatever.

There's another two that were the dreams of my life, the only two times in which I wished I had never woken up. I mean really seriously. But that's for another time ^^

I tried to make a copy of Kirby's Adventure on GBC in a dream of mine magically become real by grasping it in my hand real tight when I realized I was dreaming.

It didn't work.

i wasn't mine but a friends...

He was sitting in a Compleatly White room no windows nothing And was Eating A basketball that tasted like an orange

Was it good? The basketball, I mean. You should ask him.

Even Aliens Have Weird Dreams..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7yRu2_JkdaM

Yes it was KA

Well, this isn't neccessarily a "weird" dream, but I apparently had the first "partial dreamshift" that I can remember. Into a raccoon, no less. Looking in the mirror at myself (a rare occasion in dreams), my face clealy has the furry start of a raccoon face, though the muzzle was barely started. I just stared in the mirror waiting for it to continue, but my dad walked in, and I had to turn back time by chanting "rewind" over and over again while shooing him out. I tried shutting the door and locking it, but I guess I needed to flee the room before he re-discovered me in my changing form, so I vague-shifted (as usual ) into a mouse and ran into a mousehole. Darn it dad, why'd you ruin it for me?

Maybe you should try to dream that your outside. Sleep with the fan on. I noticed that when I sleep with a cool breeze I dream that I'm out doors. Its more easier to run into someone you know dreaming your inside a home then being out side.

I'd sleep with a fan on, if I needed it. But if my house is needing to use the furnace, there's no way I'm using the fan.

Not sure if that'll work. I've only recently been able to frequently remember my dreams, so I couldn't tell you if I had more outdoor dreams when I used my fan on during the summer.

This may not seem weird to you guys, but it was to me.

I don't remember much, but I do remember that I was laying next to a girl. The girl in my dream is a good friend of mine in real life, so I knew who she was.

So we're laying there, and I start running my fingers through her hair. Then all of a sudden, she gets on top of me. She kissed me, then I kissed her back, and we just kind of layed there hugging each other.

So I woke up, and I was all "What in the crap was that?!"

I feel kind of embarassed about it, since I respect her a lot and we wouldn't do that kind of thing with each other, but I felt really calm during the dream and after I woke up.

BTW I'll be 18 on August 2nd, so I've had dreams like this before, but they were with random girls that my mind had made up. It was just really crazy when it was a dream with a girl whose been my friend forever.

^That just means you feel comfortable with her. And the idea of sex may have crossed your mind. Not sex with her persay but just the thought of sex. It happened in your mind that way because she was there. Not because you feel that way about her in real life. Thats just my thoughts on it.
I would not worry to much about it. The mind can be a fruity
place.

@ RetnuhX - Man, you're clucked.

=P Nah, just kidding. But perhaps you're better off finding out if your subconscient really wants something with her or not.
Anyway, this ain't a psychanalysis topic...!

Weird dream, huh...
Guess I don't have any more =x
I'll shut up now.