I was talking in the chat with KA and Draygone about dreams and I was on another website reading a weird dream topic. KA told to make a weird dream topic, so I did.

One weird dream I will never forget was from when I was about 5.

I was over at my grandma's house when skeleton ninjas dropped in from the roof... (Yes, skeleton ninjas.) Me and my brothers had to run and while we were running we kept coming up to these slot machines in these doors. The only way to open the doors was to get the jackpot on the slot machines.

Eventually, we got to a dead end and we locked a door... Then the leader of the skeletons tried to climb over the wall...

Then I woke up.

The weird part is, when I was 5, I don't think I knew what ninjas or slot machines were.

Besides my sexual dreams that I have quite often, I have had one dream that was quite different and was really weird to me.

I was with NCIS, team leader, investigating the death of a Midshipman (Navy personnel). I entered this strange house party where I met this one goth/emo chick that was talking in the back with her friend, who was also goth. I started asking questions, but suddenly, the friend stole my pistol from my holster and held me at gun point. I put my hands up while the girl I'm interrogating, pulls a gun on me. After trying to calm her, I steal my gun back and the emo chick fires at me. She misses me and takes off for the stairs. I fire a few rounds at her and miss. The rest of my team shows up and we chase the girl upstairs. We find her in a room in the back of the house, standing in an open window. She points her gun at us, threatening to kill us if she doesn't get what she wants from us. We don't give it to her and she shoots at us. We all hit the deck and I fire several rounds at her. Final shot is a shot between the eyes. She falls out the window and falls to the ground below. After she is identified, I remembered her from somewhere and a previous interrogation.

The weirdest part of the dream is the fact that she seemed so familiar. I could never piece her face back in my mind. In fact, I never saw her face in the dream. It's been bothering me lately.

Wierdest dream I had was probably a sequel to another dream I had. The first dream was very much eerie, with my cop uncle (who in reality was a volunteer fireman) coming out and looking around because something strange has been going on, the wind blowing another cop's badge towards us. Turns out there's this giant tower that appeared in town, and it's in the middle of the night, so it's super-creepy. Eventually I find myself in the tower and witness my younger cousin (in a nightgown) being pushed off the balcony inside. No scream, no flailing. Just fall.

And then came the sequel, which was probably written by some amateur who wouldn't know consistancy if it came up to him and said "hey, isn't this supposed to be creepy?" It's back at that tower, it's now daytime, I'm with Indana Jones, and there's some monsters shaped like Strong Mad. It's snowing over the water fountain despite it being summer, and I point at it and say "look, snow!" The two monsters are like "ooh, snow" in some wierd old-man-impersonation voices. Shame I can't remember more than that.

This is the primary reason I wish somebody would hurry up and invent a dream-recording machine.

Hah hah. Skeleton ninjas ....

I wouldn't be so sure about the usefulness of a dream-recording mechanism, Draygone. I don't know about you, but most of my dreams are really stupid and I wish they'd never happened.

But, Lantis has one that easily tops both of yours, dear Facts and Draygone. ... And once he sees this topic, he'll know exactly which one I am referring to. I am certain he would like the honors of telling you all about it, himself, though.

There's one I had the other night that I thought was really weird, in that it was a purely demented beerslam of Eragon, Final Fantasy VII, The Neverending Story, Star Wars, and, in an indirect way, Lufia 2: Rise of the Sinistrals.

Basically, it went like this (spoilers referring to the five afore-mentioned media ahead) =>
In the dream I was Eragon, at about fourteen years old, and I had a cute redheaded girlfriend named Katrina, thirteen years old (not like the Katrina in Eragon). Next to my farm where I lived, there was a large, mile-long stretch of woods that were entirely downhill, and said to be full of monsters and very treacherous in terms of the terrain. I one day discovered a white jewel on my hand that gave me these feelings that I was about to go on some great quest to save the world from Evil (as always with RPG's), only they tormented me more than anything.
Rather than Brom, I had Yoda from Star Wars as this sort of mentor who confirmed these feelings for me and traveled through the downhill woods next to my farm to find and inquire of the Southern Oracle (from The Neverending Story) for more information about my imminent destiny. Yoda never returned, and, against my will, I decided to try to travel through the dangerous woods myself in order to make everything clear about the future. My girlfriend Katrina became so worried for me that she begged to accompany me for fear I would die if I tried to fight through the monsters in the woods alone. After an argument about her unguaranteed safety, I eventually agreed and then suddenly out of nowhere this other girl named Wendy (can't explain her origins) appeared to accompany me as well. And so, the three of us together braved a step into the downhill woods.
But nary had we gone barely out of sight of the farm that I began to grab both sides of my head and fall to my knees trembling like mad, sure enough screaming some nonsense about Jenova's return and the long-dreaded Reunion. Katrina and the unknown friend named Wendy helped me back out of the woods, and by the end of the day I was restored to sanity and physical health by the neighborhood nurse, whom I think was supposed to be the lovely neko girl Yoriko Sagisawa from Da Capo (oh, a sixth reference ^_^). Still, I wouldn't give up on my quest, and so, just as the three of us were about to brave a second attempt to reach the Southern Oracle, that's when I woke up.

.... Strange and confusing, huh? But, that's pretty much as best as I can tell it. Somehow, the ages of Katrina and myself was just one of those aspects of a dream that is somehow understood by the dreamer without it actually needing to be told to you in the dream. As to how my dream was related to Lufia 2, I just kind of got this Maxim-to-Tia feel when the part where Katrina pleads with me not to refuse her help and shut her out of sharing my burdens came up. From the mix of familiar references, I remarked to Lantis that my dream should have been entitled
"Neverending Eragon Fantasy: Rise of the Star Wars."

I don't know what's weirder: my dream or yours. Skeleton ninjas and entry-barring slot machines aren't really so ordinary, themselves, right?
What do you think, Facts?

I too have had my share of wierd dreams.

Here it is:

In my dream the U.S. was infested with yu-gi-oh looking zombie characters.
They jumped high, crawled onto walls and ate people's limbs and such. Where was i? For some strange reason i was inside of an empty warehouse.
I don't know why. Those stupid yu-gi-oh zombies came crashing in and chased me. As i ran down the street being chased by a group of these human eating anime characters, my brother came and shot out some beam from his mouth and killed em all. I don't know how he did it. But right after he saved me, a yu-gi-oh zombie ate his head off. I ran screaming. I finally noticed that
there was no way in hell i could fight these beasts. So.............i moved to hawaii.

Lol @ SK... yeah, sure. Why not.

My dream started off with me standing infront of a house. And for some reason, Magus (specifically the Magus from Radical Dreamers... who is argued to be the same Magus from Chrono Trigger) was with me.

As we entered the house, we noticed that the floor was a grate. Under this grate were some people shuffling down there. They looked quite zombified, tbh. Anyway, the house T-ed off and I took the right way... and then there was a door to my left that went back outside.... but there was a fencing that makes up pathways. There was also alot of plant life... which combined looked alot like the garden area of Final Fantasy 8.

Then, for some unkown reason, a third person was with us... he was nothing but a silhouette... but I acted like he was with us the whole time. Oh, also... we now hav guns. No clue where they came from, but that doesn't change the fact that we have them.

Anyway, down the twisting paths of fenced off plant-life, there were locked gates every now and then... until we found one that wasn't so locked... in fact, it was wide open. And because I noticed it, the paths were now litttered with zombies... the same ones that I think I saw in the grate back in the house.

It was at this point that I started viewing the dream in a totally Resident Evil-esque third-person mannor. So from here... me, Magus, and what me and Eagle have named "Vern" the silhouette worked out way through zombies with what seemed to be limitless ammo.

We kept working our way down the paths until I noticed something. It was the house that we entered. Remember how I said it T-ed off and I took the right way? Well, I was in plain view of the doorway from what would have been the left way if I was to have taken it.

Just then, I heard a phone ringing... looking into the house, I saw a phone which was cartoon-style jumping while it rang. I tried to approch the phone, but I woke up.......

...... I woke up to my phone ringing IRL. It was SK, wanting to know if I could give him a ride to school. You can only imagine how disconbobulated I was...

Bad dreams?No, weird dreams?That's my middle name!

I always wonder that why do i always gets this weird dreams and for some reason i don't ever had nightmares or good dreams. Really strange

Let's see...oh, i dreamt i was at school and then i saw zoo animals running around and then i started to fly. I fly and fly and then i...fell to the ground and that's where i woke up from that strange dream...

Weird...

I had a rather....strange dream.

Once, when I was....7? I had a dream where I was around my friends house riding my scooter. And then a waiter comes up to me and told me to leave the area. I asked why. Then, a big truck comes my way. I didn't move, because it turned left and flipped over. Then, a red truck came to me, and didn't turn left. I tried to run, but my leg was caught in mud (<-WTF) and I was trapped. [spoiler]Then, the truck went smack into me, crushing me and my scooter. And, the point of view changed to the waitor when the truck hit me. I was scared for a week. [/spoiler]

Ok heres one of my strange dreams.. I was on the star trek enterprise. I was visiting a friend on the ship. Everything was fine. I walk on to the bridge and theres this problem. They where having trouble with the cabin pressure, and they where loosing life support. The enterprise was on a red alert. I was so scared thinking... Where going to die!

I got so nervous I farted. Then one of the crew mates said, Sir the pressure is starting to drop... Then I farted again. That time I farted very loud. Everyone heard it. Everyone looked and said.. Keep farting! Its working! And I farted 3 more times. Next thing you know everyone held a big party for me in ten forward. I was so happy.

Lol, you just made that up, didn't you!

Who said anything about usefulness? I just think it would be fun to watch dreams you've long forgotten (like, since you woke up five minutes earlier). Not to mention that 2-part dream I talked about would make for a great story if I could remember enough of it.


Speaking of bad dreams, been a while since I've had one. They're always very specific when I have them, though. They always involve either the world ending, a tornado storming, or trains attacking me. No seriously, I'm as confused on that last one as the rest of you are.

i dreamt at one time that i was a football playing raccoon who solved crimes.

no kidding.

it was by far the best dream i've ever had. i rarely remember dreams, or even dream at all (?) ... but when i do, they tend to be awesome ^__^

My dreams are always stupid

*jealousy*

I'm almost never anything but human in my dreams. The few times I'm an animal, I'm only vaguely. Only once did I become an animal to the extent that I had a muzzle in front of my face. A crocodile muzzle, at that, and that was a couple weeks ago. Unfortunately, that didn't last long enough for me to get any real enjoyment out of it, especially since I was trying to swim away from the mobsters I just stole the magical crocodile dagger from.

... A raccoon who doubles as both a football player and a detective, and then a crocodile running from the mob .... Wow, you two have some pretty awesome dreams.

No lie.. I had that as a dream. I had too much milk to drink the night before and well, I'm lactose intolerant. And I'm a big star trek TNG fan. I use to dream about being with Data. But that's a normal girlie dream.

Just to point out that he is refering to soccer. I'm not sure what America was thinking when they adopted the sport, only to changes it's name... and give that name to a sport where you hold the ball in your hands more than you handle the ball with your feet.

We are such retards...

KK's dream is quite disgusting.

@KA
Yeah, good thing you where not right behind me in the dream.




I think I can help you with that Dray. You should try dressing like a raccoon before going to bed. I almost sure it will work. Because I know when I sleep at night mostly in the summer I don't sleep with anything on and I'm nude in my dreams. Ofcourse in the dreams everyone seems to think that me waring nothing is normal. In any case give it a try. I don't know if you should tell your family this though. They may think your a bit strange.

Wow, must be quite exciting

Here's one:

I dreamt i was a fairy with beautiful butterfly wings, then a large butterfly half human eated me, and i still lived...and i ended up living in that butterfly + human belly happily ever after...

Real weird >.<...

Nah, that wouldn't work. I don't have the resources to get a fursuit (especially a realistic one), and beyond which that would get pretty hot. And I mean temperature.