Trying to spark up a new chat. Shoot.

Which is worse today in the world?

Racism towards the common black and white man, or racism towards the genders?

How funny is it that Lantis is so disturbed by women that he thinks they're a separate race than he is?

How comes NLY's statement above is valid for around 60% of men?

Why does one rock out with their cock out?

Why is it that no one ever rocks with a cootch out?

That's a slightly complicated matter. Racism is racism wherever you go, so neither one is worse.

However, the type that is allowed in the media is more pressing. For instance, on tv, we can see a commercial dissing white guys for having no "flava" or just making fun of whiteness, while there are just about none dissing black people. Additionally, we have commercials with overweight, middle-class "goofy" husbands with oh-so-smart and beautiful wives whose husbands, if not for them, would barely be able to operate (I'm looking at you, King of Queens).

Conversely, there isn't a single commercial I've seen in the last 10 years that depicted that a woman could possibly be stupid. It's on cop shows, comedies, everywhere.

That needs to change.



It's not funny at all.



Perhaps because that 60% of men have thought seriously about women.



Because you can't rock out with your cock inside. You'd ruin a good pair of underwear.



Because a woman can't pull her vagina out through her underwear.

How come you never became chef?

How many girls have you actually dated?
Will Bonanza ever become an mod one day?

Only because I liked what I could do with web programming more. Cooking is still a passion in my life, though.



I have been on one date.

And maybe.

Ix, what foods do you cook well? Can you give me any good recipes?

ix why is the city where you live 15 min from my house?

Is this Chat separation really gonna work?

Best way to learn Rpgm2?

And, your opinion on Bigfoot. Do you think he exists?

What do you think of me?

yeah what do you think of me too?

What do you think of my sig?

This isn't really that kind of topic, is it? Oh well.

I can cook pastas, cakes, soups, grill items, custom burgers, fried chicken, rice, and so on. Love to cook when I have the chance.

As for a recipe, try this one:

5-Alarm AM. You need:

Two eggs
2 tbsp. hot sauce
1 palmful of spicy ground sausage
Diced onions (amount depends on how much you like onions).
Red Peppers (mild red peppers, since it's already hot enough a few slices wil do)
Cooking oil (about 1/4 cup)

Prep:
A. Beat the eggs. Then add the hot sauce to them.
B. Combine the onions and peppers into a bowl and add about a tsp. of cooking oil to them.

Cooking:
Start with medium heat.

1. Put the sausage in a frying pan and cook til solid enough to dice (about light brownish; the earlier the cut, the better).

2. While sausage is cooking, get your eggs out, crack and beat 'em. Then, once the sausage is diced up and brown, pour the eggs on top of it. Keep it bunched together and as flat as you can.

3. Once it's time to flip it over, get your ponion bowl. Lift your flat eggs/sausage up, and get the contents of the bowl into the pan quickly. Then cover them with the eggs (flip to the side that you need to cook).

4. Cover with a top and turn the heat to low. Let it stay for about 2-3 minutes.

5. Heat off, slap it on a plate, and serve with jelly toast and a glass of milk.

Serves 1.



Must be because God hates me. Additionally, I was here first.



I don't know. We'll see how it goes and do something from there.



1. I never learned RM2, so I'm not the guy to ask.

2. I've never seen it, but I have no reason to believe that it DOESN'T exist. When you think about how the entire earth hasn't been fully explored yet (along with finding new creatures near the bottom of the ocean all the time), I don't think anything is impossible.



You're still the number one Mag guy, and I still have props for ya.

Just because we might have differences here and there where we'll never see eye-to-eye, doesn't mean you aren't a decent fella. Even if I think you're wrong, once I've said my piece, that's it. I won't try to change your mind past that point, because every man has to go his own way.

But I still count you among my friends (as if there were a doubt).



I don't know enough about you to make a definitive statement, but overall, I think you're alright. Don't cause problems, so that's always great.



Bizarre as hell. Strangely captivating.

Ixzion, honestly, why have I lost my passion for spamming this hellhole (joking on the hellhole part)?

What do you think has aided me in improving (emotionally, posting-wise, behavior) as a Magonian?

When you get started on the Life Lesson Remix, what ideas do you and dKD have to start it off?

How is that Insignia monitor I gave you and dKD the other day? Will it be useful?

Heh, might as well ask what you think of me.

Funniest moment of your life? Or, at least something that was really funny.