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Ixzion
PostPosted: February 14th, 2007, 5:02 pm 
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Telemarketer (T): Hello, I have a message for (my dead grandmother).
Ixzion (Ix): Oh yeah? What's this message about?
T: This is a private message for (grandmother).
Ix: Okay. Well then, you can talk with her if you happen to have a phone to Heaven.

T: ...

So you're saying she's not available?


I ended up just laughing and telling him no.

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Jamos
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I don't know whether to feel sad about that or laugh. So I'll just go with laugh. :lol

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Ixzion
PostPosted: February 14th, 2007, 5:05 pm 
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Oh yeah, it's fine to laugh. It's just proof that they'll try to get at you beyond the grave, too. :D

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TheGnasher
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There's an excellent answer to telemarketers:

T: Hello, I'd like to sell you product X.
You: Oh, okay... I just don't have the time right now.
T: Should I call later?
You: No need... just leave leave me your home's telephone number and I'll call you later.
T: I can't do that!
You: (insert impact line of your choice here)


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Duel
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Pretty funny IX :lol
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Vessel of Jamos wrote:
I don't know whether to feel sad about that or laugh. So I'll just go with laugh. :lol


I was thinking the very same thing, being that my grandma did happen to pass a little over a year ago. I'm glad you could lighten the mood, Ixz.

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Dang telemarketers!

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Vessel of Jamos wrote:
I don't know whether to feel sad about that or laugh. So I'll just go with laugh.


:lol okay laugh, yes i that answer could have been sad or just hillarious.But well, i'm glad you can move on Ixz ^^

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I'M SO SORRY TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR GRANDMA.
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