Not sure what to get just yet but what would you give to your gf/bf or wife/husband?

a great big sign saying;

'Why don't you say you love me any other day of the year?'

Some one is not giving regal the love.

I say we hunt her down and make her submit.

That works every time we go to bed.

i would give someone a potato. i'm sure we've all heard that joke before. ^____^

How about a very nice note saying how much you truly care about them and how you would do anything for them. A note that truly captures the feelings in your heart. A note that conveys just how much they mean to you. And don't forget the grenade attached. Just remove the pin and run when you give it to them.

I like Kajak's the best so far...

Regal's is a close second.


Mine would be a, "WTF, I don't have a GF! Get the fck out of my house!"

Something with very little monetary value. Something I made, perhaps.

Showing love shouldn't have a cost minimum.

Grenades don't cost much if you know where to get them >.<

^ Or how to make them.

It's amazing what a little gunpoweder can do....

I'm not embrrassed to say this ->

.......... I don't get what you mean about the potato, Sumi.

Well if you have money I would say roses and a teddy bare.
But if your broke.. Get her drunk and nock her up.

You can light some candles too before hand.

Then just say her gift is going to be 9 months late. XD

o.O O.o

>.<







Wow KK...Just wow. Lol.

Yeah I been in a bold mood as of late. I will try to tone it down.

Lol..
I thought the grenade comment was bold...You just kinda blew that outa the water.

^[spoiler]Yeah, If I'm bored I try to shock people.. Its how I have fun some times.. So lets stop spamming now.
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Or you can just write her a poem and give her a back rub.

Kick, Punch, Love with Rose

When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend.

When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.

In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.

When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.

When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition.

When I turned 31, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground and married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.

[spoiler]I am now older and wiser, and am looking for a girl with big tits.[/spoiler]

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actually, i thought that ^ was quite an interesting post ^_^

@The Asian Invasion-Wow, some bad luck you had there.But that's good news that you're now a lot wiser anyways Good luck on finding the perfect girl.

I think my boyfriend is gonna give me a golden bracelet or any other accesories or something.I might want to give him a parfume...Any ideas what sporty guys likes?