"My vision would turn your world upside down, tear assunder your illusions, and send the sanctuary of your own ignorance crashing down around you."

~Huey Freeman "A Huey Freeman Christmas"

"I don't care what the face 'don't wanna hear,' the face's gonna hear it ANYWAY. Now shut the f*ck up, and listen, b*tch."

-me, what i used to say to annoying "wigger" clique girls in High School.

(note, this statement was swear filtered, adjust your reading of it accordingly.)

"Man fears the darkness, and so he scrapes away at the edges of it with fire."

- Rei, Evangelion: Genesis 6

"if you have it, then you dont need it. If you need it than you don't have it. If you have it but need more of it than you need to get more of it. If you dont know about it than you cant get it and cant get anymore of it.

---------I dont know.

Cynics regarded everybody as equally corrupt... Idealists regarded everybody as equally corrupt, except themselves.
- Robert Anton Wilson
I am returning this otherwise good typing paper to you because someone has printed gibberish all over it and put your name at the top.
- An English Professor
I can think of nothing more boring for the American people than to have to sit in their living rooms for a whole half hour looking at my face on their television screens.
- Dwight D. Eisenhower

haha ^ someone's got a google page now!

(guess i should submit something. )

Time: Easy to kill, hard to bury.

-- callei

"Nothing like a day after the other"
— João Saldanha

Sounds stupid, but after you think about it... hell yeah!

Of twenty yeer of age he was, I gesse. Of his stature he was of evene lengthe. And wonderly delyvere, and of greete strengthe." —Geoffrey Chaucer, The Canterbury Tales

MODERN english please, Cayldwyn.

You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you're down there.
- George Burns
The danger is not that a particular class is unfit to govern. Every class is unfit to govern.
- Lord Acton
Most human beings have an almost infinite capacity for taking things for granted.
- Aldous Huxley

Now that you remind me, Aldous Huxley had another one that really made me think.

"Everything is wrong with you, Bernard. Your problem is that you know it."
— from Brave New World

"I don't know what weapons World War Three will be fought with, but World War four will be fought with sticks and stones." -- Albert Einstein

"Life is a hard teacher because she gives the test first, and the lesson afterward."

"People are more violently opposed to fur than leather, because it's safer to pick on rich women than biker gangs."

"We are all born originals - why is it so many of us die copies?" -- Edward Young

Some Pink Floyd quotes I particularly like

"Run rabbit, run./Dig that hole;/Catch the sun./And when, at last, your work is done;/Close it down. It's time to dig another one."
Breathe

"And then one day you find/Ten years have got behind/You; Noone t
old you when to run/You missed the starting gun."
Time

"And stareing home across the fields/The tolling of the iron bell/draws the faithfull to their knees/with a softly spoken magic spell."
Time

"You raise the blade./You make the change;/you rearrange me till I'm sane./ You lock the door./You throw away the key;/There's someone in my head-But it's not me!"
Brain Damage

"I've always had the deep respect;/I mean that most sincere!/The band is just fantastic, that is really what I think-/Oh by the way, which one's "Pink?"
Have A Cigar

"Did they get you to trade/your heroes for ghosts?/Hot ashes for trees?/Hot air for cool breeze?/Cold comfort for chains?/And did you exchange/a walk on part in the war/ for a lead roll in a cage?"
Wish You Were Here

"And then after a while/You can work on points for style./ Like the firm handshake. Cool suit, black tie,/ and easy smile./ You've got to be trusted / by the people that you lie to,/so that when the turn their backs on you,/ you get the chance to put the knife in!"
Dogs

"Mother, did it have to be so high?"
Mother

There's more but i'm passing out from lack of rest.