I just saw an ad on tv for square bagels "another new innovation from wonderbread"

a) is that really worthy of the word 'innovation'?
and b) doesn't being square completely defeat the point of being a bagel?

Really though... SQUARE bagel. so... it's toast with a hole? (or bread, either way) okay maybe it's made out of bagel dough instead of regular dough... but really. square bagels?

what do you think?

... strange. really quite strange.

^_^

but then i guess it adds entertainment to your advertising. you never know what you're gonna end up with next ^^

I wounder if it will taste different? The corners may come out crunchy in the toaster. O.O

Also.. Will it have a square hole in the middle or a round one?

Apparently it's good enough to become a book...

Why don't we spend our time like... curing aids or something.

maybe square bagels cure aids and we don't know it yet.

*shrug*

also: bagels appeal to small children and look flashy for tv watching zombie types. you know the ones that seem to always be in front of the tv and just... staaare ....

because an awful lot of people enjoy making aids jokes.

*shrug*

I no longer make aids jokes >_>

because I get murdered if I do <_<

but square bagels are the lame

>.>
<.<

That seems so incredibly pointless....I mean really... it takes away the novelity of the bagel. Gah. Stupid people.

*pummels Kajak with bagles which are an assortment of round, square, and even Bagle Bites*

Well, why don't they make bologna square. Kind of strange that everything else on a sandwich is square... and not bologna.

That bagel looks like it came out of someone

David Cross has some funny things to add listen below.

Square bagels?C'mon that's just like not so innovative.I mean they could just make a triangle shaped one, and more shapes.

Around at my location they sell square donuts...huh, it tastes the same and they're a lot more expensive.Rip off.

David Cross is a funny funny man... vulger, but funny. And politically correct.

I'm never eating square bagles, Sam I am...

Bagels are bagels, no matter how they are shaped.You should try one Lantis, it won't kill you.

Oooh, David Cross...dunno anything about him

square candies that look round...

*sings*

Lone needs to quit changing his ess ennnnnnn

*/sings*


I heard about the bagles. I realy only have this oppinion:
As long as i can put the creamy, creamy, cream cheesey-cheese on it, it A-OK in my book.