Ixzion's haikus

Ixzion · **Posted:** December 6th, 2006, 2:03 pm

Don't be mad at me,
just 'cause you like egg rolls and
dumplings in your mouth.

Lantis · **Posted:** December 6th, 2006, 2:07 pm

You'd like to watch that
even though deny it.
That rather scares me.

Ixzion · **Posted:** December 6th, 2006, 2:09 pm

You messed up, Lantis.
It's five-seven-five, not five-
five-five. You lose, sir.

Lantis · **Posted:** December 6th, 2006, 2:14 pm

I can't deny it
in my defence, on line two
I forgot the "you"

Ixzion · **Posted:** December 6th, 2006, 2:16 pm

L-O-S-E-R.
Being that won't get you far
Shoe salesman, perhaps?

Lantis · **Posted:** December 6th, 2006, 3:40 pm

Spelling words like that
should not really count for much
You're pwnt just like me!

Ixzion · **Posted:** December 15th, 2006, 10:19 pm

NLY sucks balls.
This is an art form, for real.
Again, he sucks balls.

Lantis · **Posted:** December 16th, 2006, 4:15 am

I can not agree
that ball sucking is an art
and please don't explain

Regal · **Posted:** January 4th, 2007, 3:28 pm

now i moderate,
haiku will not be ok,
i disallow it.

=P

Ixzion · **Posted:** January 4th, 2007, 3:44 pm

As a site admin,
I can say with conviction,
"shut the hell up, beef."

Regal · **Posted:** January 4th, 2007, 4:07 pm

get off your ass and,
show me some real haiku skill,
Mister Site Admin.

Ixzion · **Posted:** January 7th, 2007, 2:54 pm

Fine. Check this out, fools:
Rose petals dance on water,
My mind is at ease.

Regal · **Posted:** January 7th, 2007, 3:26 pm

That sh*t smelt of Zen.
Shouldn't art mirror real life?
less rose, more meaning.

*shrug*

Pagerron · **Posted:** January 7th, 2007, 3:32 pm

Let us remember.
Children visit all the time.
This place is public.

What is on my leg?
Ew, it's that booger I flicked.
I missed the trash can.

Exercising? No!
I want to sit in my room
Doing nothing much.

Regal · **Posted:** January 7th, 2007, 3:34 pm

... ok, you just pwnt my last haiku.

XD

Pagerron · **Posted:** January 7th, 2007, 3:36 pm

We were typing posts
at the very exact time.
I hadn't seen yours.

I was referring
To the posts which can be found
Seven, Eight posts up

Regal · **Posted:** January 7th, 2007, 3:39 pm

communication
in haiku is the trick here
sorry i forgot.

XD

(congratulations;
it appears you have a gift
for haiku rhyming)

Pagerron · **Posted:** January 7th, 2007, 3:42 pm

Never saw this thread
before today I don't think.
It's interesting.

It seems truly clear
That you enjoy haikus, too.
Poetry bros, we.

Ixzion did well
To create a thread like this.
It inspires us.

Regal · **Posted:** January 7th, 2007, 4:17 pm

Yes wholeheartedly
i agree with what you say.
to rhyme is divine.

and to rhyme with this
accompaniment you give,
is beyond just 'fun'.

Pagerron · **Posted:** January 7th, 2007, 4:31 pm

The only thing is
I have to use my fingers
to check syllables.

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