Starring: Ixzion/OW/Duelpro/Kittykicker/HellHunter/Facts/B.Q./Hell Hunter
Bononza/ some other Maggers.


It's christmas its christmas! A small boy cheered outside of his home. The snow was falling and the kids were cheering. The adults were laughing and they were screaming. Inside a comic studio 2 very hardworking people were....at hardwork.

Ixzion: All right Ow. The issue is done. Bah Humbug!

OW: I'm really relieved.

Ixzion is the head of the studio. a grunchy old man. Ow is a hardworking man trying to feed his family.

OW: Mr. Ixzion. If its not much to ask....may i get a raise? I really need the money to shop for gifts.

Ixzion: Bah! Do you think money grows on trees!? You'll need to work harder hehe! A raise? Bah Humbug.

Ixzion leaves the studio back to his 2 story house. Ow sighs in dissapointment.

A small boy outside was selling newspapers in the middle of the cold.

Duelpro: Extra Extra! Christmas is here! Jesus comes back! Extra Extra!

Ixzion: Boy. i'll take one. Bah humbug.

Duelpro: Sure. 1 shiny nickle please.

Ixzion thows him a penny.

Duelpro: Its one nickle. What the hell is this!?

Ixzion: Its called life! Bah Humbug!

Ow walks sadly back to his home. He sees his neighbor KittyKicker walk up to him.

KittyKicker: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Ow: Hi KK. *sigh*. Things aren't going so good. I still don't have gifts.

KK: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Ow: Really? Thank you so much! Merry Christmas!.

KK gives Ow $100.

KK: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Ow: Ok i'll see you later too.

Ow rushes to the shop.

Bononza a shop keeper stands behind the counter.

Bononza: Its a me its a me. Merry christmas. jump in a tree.

Ow: Hi bononza here is the list.

Bononza: I see I see. Camel toes. running to get the stuff ill be.

Bononza gives Ow the gifts.

Ow walks outside and wakes up in a virtual reality world.

Ow: Ixzion!

Ixzion: Bah beep boop!

Ow: im gonna kill you for being so mean.

Ow and ixzion duke it out in a jedi battle. Ixzion wins the battle.

ixzion: Go back to your house and enjoy everything well. cuase in 2007......i'll see you in hell.

Ixzion kills Ow.

facts and the other people appear.

Facts: LoL! Rofl! Lmao!

B.Q.: My name sounds like BBQ. delicous.

Hell Hunter: Shut up. ixzion killed Ow. Lets go see the wizard to wish everything back before Ow was killed.

Facts: Lol! BRB! GTG!

B.Q.: wtf is he saying?

HellHunter: dunno.

So Hell hunter and his team journey to the wizards tower.

Bononza: Hello hello yes its true. im the wizard from animal zoo.

Hell Hunter: We need you to make everything better. The new issue is up and i need to read it.

Facts: Idc! Idk! Ftw!

B.Q.: Yeah punk make everything back to normal before i puke on your pretty pink dress in your closet.

Bononza: ok ok i here you. ill go . just one problem. i aint have no enough mp mo fo.

Bononza drinks a potion. everything is back to normal.

Lantis: kool

Sarah's knight: Hes the american dragon! Dragon up.

Ixzion: Ow! I thought i killed you.

Ow: Gimme a raise so we can release the new issue.

Ixzion: Ok!

Everyone in the story appears on stage. While KK takes the lead song.

KK: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

*touching*

Ixzion: merry christmas everyone.

Duelpro: except for you jewish folk. Happy hannakah. is thats how you spell it.

Bononza: if you're gonna get drunk. do it indoors.

KK: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

B.Q.: you can say that again!

Facts: lol! Brb! ftw! Gtg!

Ow: its been great so have a good one.

Lantis: merry christmas everyone!

Hell Hunter: Have a good year. and remember eggnog taste good with salt trust me.

Duelpro: Time for the closing song.

All: Hooray for the mag! Hooray hooray! Its been a great year but it doesnt end today. Farewell and good bye and have a great time.
Cuase here at the mag, its a great place to be.
with food and chocolate we are all just one big family.
well not really but you know what i mean.
so cya everyone and enjoy your time well.
Cuase in 2007......we'll see you in hell.

Lantis: MERRY CHRISTMAS(CHRIST----mas.

THE END~

LOL! BBQ! FTW!

That was awesome! Nice job DP!

Considering the fact that I'm not even in that story makes it the crappiest thing I ever read.

Beetween mad and funny, how dare you :LOL ,make my name to BBQ!!Well, it's okay really but do i look like a BBQ to you?!

BTW, great story anyhow and part of it was...well a mixed story.And stuff like that but great work anyway.

... Look, I really don't care that I was in the story, but ... could you just explain to me what the **** my line meant, the one about "he's the American dragon!" or something?

its a reference to toon disney's jake long american dragon cartoo,

OMGWTFBBQ.

Yes that is a real and completely justified response.

Kind of like a Christmas Carol, except on acid, or amphetamines. One of those.

^ i thought that was the intent =P

interesting story. ^____^

Duelpro, When it comes to stories like these.. Your Awesome! Super funny.