You'll need to get good packaging boxes. Those flimsy, store bought boxes don't cut it. I destroyed a box last year.

Tsk Tsk Tsk, you nasty boys!!

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Ahaha~ you know what shrekslady, this is only Kratos in the Mag.I mean who knows what he does in real life.He's probably more nastier and more extreme than you thought.Heheheh~

Actually, I'm quite the opposite, but I doubt anyone would believe me.

They think the same about me as well. I'm not that big of a perv, even though I know so much about that subject.

Women like men that are pervs... gives them more to look forward to. Or some sh*t like that.

Does that mean I count too?

*closes eyes and grits teeth, anime-style* .... Just what is wrong with all of you people? Women adore perversion in men ....?

At times. Depends on your woman.

... Well, I intend for that never to happen - getting a woman who is sexually deviant.

Sarah's Knight only has eyes for pure, innocent-natured girls.

You won't find many.

(*hangs head in despair*)

*sigh* ... I was afraid you might say that ....

I will have to get fairly lucky for that, won't I?

Not lucky, you just have to observe and talk to women. It's usually easy to pick out who's a whore and who's an innocent.

You won't find many in the usa. Depends on where you look really, not in the malls or in clubs.

Here's the uncensored version.

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Ugh, this is getting gross.But scary and funny all at the same time really.But oh well...i pretty got nothing much to do in the forums.

@SK-Good natured girls?That's hard to find these days.The only one that's good natured are the ones who hang out at churches and stuff.In your country it'll be hard to find one of those.G'luck finding them!

Depends on where you look. Rarely you'll find one in the clubs or in the mall.

There is so much flawed in that statement you just made. The only one's that are good natured are the ones who hang out at churches and stuff? Gimme a break. A lot of them are just as whore-ish as any other female.

To state simply, they're in the club Saturday night and in the church Sunday morning.

There is no safe place where good girls hang out, else almost every man would be banging the door down trying to get in. Thus, we have to be careful in every situation everywhere.

On top, what's with the few downloads? I know someone wants a present this holiday...

I'd have to give it to my best friend... and well... I don't think she wants my dick in a box that bad.