I choose number 4.

4 eh?

*the officer walks up to the clown*

"wow i didnt notice an evil clown was there!*

*The evil clown grins with a smile*

Suddenly the clown strikes the officers heart with a knife!

the clown attacks you!!

Choose a battle action quick!!

*spit on the clown*

*use an item in your inventory +small watch+

*juggle for the clown*

*join his murder circus*

*pick up a nickle on the ground*

#5

Edit: You should go to acting school. I think you would do really well there. Honest.

5 eh??

you pick up a nickle from the ground.

but when you stand up the evil clown already stabbed you!!

GAME OVER!!

your soul appears in front of Duelpro the Random Master.


BONUS!!!

*spit on duelpro and tell him the game blows chunks*

*tell him: "you got me more posts!!!"

*Tell him the game was an okay time waster.

*cheat the game and smack duelpro!!*

GAME OVER!!!

ty for playing kitty

How about a hug for a job well done. I was in tears tring to read this off to my husband. I could not stop laughing.
Good job. Your a very Funny man.

Where am I at?

ok your turn facts.

You wake up in a dark alley.
a man is staring at you from behind.
now hes walking toward you.

Pick an action.

*kick the man in the family jewels*

*steal his family jewels*

*jump over the fence near by*

1!!!!

you kick him in the jewels and he falls.

you find that he had a key.

=Key added to inventory=

you run out of the alley.

suddenly you are in the middle of a freeway!
Cars are driving past you at high speeds!

choose an action.

*Run across to the other side*

*try to jump onto the car heading for you*

*use an item in your inventory*

I'll try to jump on the car heading for me.

you jump on top of the car but then a bird crashes into your face.
you fall out of the freeway and into a cabin. there you meet a secret guild called the fitness guild.

a fat sweaty man walks up to you.

"hey!! you....wat....you doin here??"
"if your here to join then youll need to pass the test*

pick an action.

1.take on the test.
2.run out.
3.use an item in your inventory
4. jump up and down and mock the fat guy

I'll show the guy the key and say that I already passed the test.

Its been over a week. I told you, Duelpro has no time for this.

well not anymore since school is getting more serious

Yeah, I think thats what happen to the mag. There was more people on. Everyone is in school. O well..