but the money was actually bombs and blew him to pieces. meanwhile, the frat guy recovered from the hospital and came out seeking revenge. after buying "fantastic 4" issue 3, he loaded up his stan lee rifle and went out on a killing rampage. action washington formed a league of heroes to help stop frat guy. in it were roosevelt,thomas edison,ben franklin, and the leader washington. they got in their republican spaceship and flew to fight the frat guy......

who spotted them coming in from a distance and in a general drunken stupor he belched so hard that it blew the ship off course! His gas was so powerful as a matter of fact that....

it killed 5 people!! it seemed earth was doomed. the republican spaceship fell in the ocean and couldnt get out. washington and the rest of the league had to think fast on how to escape.meanwhile,frat guy was blowing buildings apart with his belching power. but suddenly a boy came with a remote control and summoned gigantor the space age robot.gigantor gigaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnntoooor!!! now a new batle begins! frat guy vs. gigantor and the boy contrrolling him. will gigantor win? willl the league of republicans escape to aid the fight? find out on the next post!

The league of Republicans were formulating a strategy on how to escape their impending doom, and finally came to a conclusion where they would Launch the one missle that they had on board to start a major superpower war on top of the already confusing frat-boy, gigantor, Mt. Due, Wabbit X Battles already taking place in their battle ridden carrot juice stained world... With only 4 hours of air left onboard....

Franklin realized that the launch tube was blocked up with rancid eggs and Tootsie rolls, and he decided to take drastic action. The only way to clear the tube was to crawl through the narrow passageway that led to the tip of the spaceship. So he made his way slowly through the passageway while Washington, Roosevelt, and Edison stayed in the control room of the ship trying to figure out the panels, which, unfortunately were ...

disabled. back at netropolis, gigantor and sparks were hurt and bruised.
they failed to stop frat guy. frat guy unleashed 1 more deadly belch blow and discharged gigantor and shut him down. sparks's remote conrtol exploded in his hands. now the frat guy was walking toward him. back at the republican aircraft george told the team they had to abandon the ship and swim back to netropolis. finally they made it. frat guy was holding sparks by his next sqeezing tightey. then suddenly, a beam hit frat guy. sending him a few feet away. now the real battle begins!!..................

Apparently the beam came from the republican spaceship as Washington, Roosevelt and Edison were wildly slapping buttons that they had no idea of what they did. Frat Boy has been reduced to a pile of ashes, but not before his explosive gas created an atomic mushroom cloud that cast a shadow over the Rabbit Homeland. Sparks was nervous, shaking violently as he looked at his burnt hands, Was that remote control that powerful? All he did was point it in Frat Boys general direction and push "THE BUTTON" But as the fireball covered the sky, you could hear the cries and screams of Chimpanzees in the distance....

the chimpanzie were getting closer everybody was in panic but edison acedently pressed the big screech button and caused all the chipanzies exploded except one... while he ran to get quadruple B batteries...

The Chimp mysterious split down the middle and created two chimps! The Republicans watched in disbelief as the now two chimps had mystically reproduced asexually. In a huge state of panic the space ship crew repaired their wounded ship, engaged the thrusters and finally got it to shore. As they started to drain the engines....

...the twin chimps started to sing in a sweet harmony-
"Oh, here in Woebegone we're now so forlorn.
Our brother robot chimps have gone the way of the eight track player.
Oh, here in Woebegone we feel so alone,
but we'll get our revenge on the Republicans and the current mayor."

As the chimps ended their chorus, they grabbed the current Mayor, Wilbert Bligriley, and pulled out all of his toenails except for that ingrown one on his right foot.

Upon hearing Mr. Bligriley's shrieks of pain, Edison returned with four quadruple B batteries in hand and gave one each to Roosevelt, Washington, and Franklin. Holding the batteries high to the sky, these four former leaders of the free world then...

stood in the shape a square and a lightning bolt shot down from the sky charging each member of the team with super human powers! Looking in a mirror, they suddenly realized that they were no longer Republicans! They were now Super Democrats! Harnessing the power of the lightning bolt and the BBBB battery, they ...

ran around giving all the poor people money. Everyone who lost there medical insurance had it again. It was a happy time. They flew up into space like Super men. Then...

The Decepticons burst on the scene! It was to be the match of the century: Decepticons vs Super Democrats! However, there was one more who was to enter the fray...

the freaky franky frenzy friends!!!

They all had a really bad case of gas. They all started farting. It was afecting the way they fly.

So once they finally realized what was causing their erratic flight pattern, they each ate 2 maximum strength Gas-X and started flying straight. the 4F team, the decepticons, and Super Democrats and their hyper charged BBBB Batteries all started battling. The Decepticons looked greedily at the Quad B charged batteries like they were a years supply of energon cubes, the Super Democrats wanted nothing more than to spread happiness through the land of Woebegone with Medicare and Health Insurance, but what of this Freaky Franky Frenzy Friends? What was their plot in this? More after this commercial break!

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