Me and OW, we go back....way brokeback...

so in other words YES, he WILL rape us all the club theme song should DEFINITLY be "Rape Me" and that would be a kick ass first rule. so instead of talkign about the club we have have yet another thread about someone rapeing everyone.

hehe... ixzy-poo ^.^

How friendly do you want 'em?

...


calling him 'Ixzy-poo' does not make me feel comfortable with the prospect of him raping me.

ummm this needs to stop... its just not right

Lol its just a joke, its not like ixz will rape the males of the mag.

its not like he would rape the females either... but rape seems to the butt of many jokes.

Also there isn't too much substance to this topic and that is what someone came up with. But that was on page 1 so I don't remember who it was.

^.^ <--- can't think of much else anymore.

Well, the person that the fan club is admiring shouldn't have to be the one to come up with cool stuff to do.

But how about making up stories about how cool I am?

what stories?

We have to make a story about how he became a god like creature

Damn, must I do everything?

Okay, here's one:

Ixzion is so awesome, that one time, a feminist came up to him and he drop-kicked her in the face.

ALL PRAISE THE MIGHTY IXZION! Fan clubs are fun.




Try this quote from a film "Let's rape the horses and ride off on the women!

Ixzion,
I don't like women much eather..
Most of them think that there sh*t don't stink.
Everything is like ewww thats gross.
And they love to talk behind peoples
backs. Who needs friends like that?
I'm with you Ixzion. Hate women, Love men!

Well you are a woman.

<-- Scrambles to scoop up all the worms that escaped from the can before Ixzion gets back...

Ok, I'm just a slight bit confused now... who likes men?

^shhhh...

Don't tell him that. He might hate me.
I'm really a guy with no "BEEP."
I lost my "beep." Have you seen it?
Help me find it.

What the "beep" is this on the other side of the bed? OMG! Nooooooooooooo!!!!!!

Since when don't I like women?

I don't like feminists and manginas.

Where's my f*cking fanclub?

Ok I know this is a little off topic. But if I want
to be a fan of ixzion, I need to make sure its not
like, Hale Ixzion! Great and powerful. And Ixzion
is like. Die you little female worm. DIE!


I'm not sure what kind of female I am.
I am very much a Tom boy. I don't use
a lot of make up. I only dress up if like
someone is getting married.
I have a very sick,warped,twisted,sexual
sense of humor.

Most girls I know are like OMG Did you
hear about so and such?
And I'm like no, "So who wants to go fishing?
Lets scale it up and fry it up!."
And the girls are like. "Eeewww Your gross."
And I'm like. "And your stupid."


I believe that women should still stay home,
cook, clean, love and pleasure the man.
Look after the kids.
And the man should just buy the food, give
me flowers and loving to keep me smiling.
And Above all. A man should never hit a woman.
Unless shes got like a knife or gun in her hand.

So do I make the fan club?

What's a mangina?