Reader's Voice 3.2: Why did Ixzion cross the road?

Zombisem · **Posted:** May 29th, 2006, 5:57 pm

o.0 you trying to get stabbed?

Agentsix · **Posted:** May 29th, 2006, 5:59 pm

Hyper likes stereotypes.

Kittykicker · **Posted:** May 29th, 2006, 8:07 pm

Why did Ixzion cross the road?
.....................................................................................................
Because he saw a bigger and better RPGmaker. 8)

Pagerron · **Posted:** May 29th, 2006, 8:24 pm

To seek out Mrs. McGillicuty's World-Renowned Purple Pickled Jalapeno Sauce Ice Cream Truck's hood ornament. (now say that three times fast)

Agentsix · **Posted:** May 29th, 2006, 8:31 pm

He crossed to get his wife away from everyone else

Kittykicker · **Posted:** May 30th, 2006, 11:30 pm

So Ixzion, Are you going to tell
everyone why you crossed the road?

Zombisem · **Posted:** May 31st, 2006, 12:43 am

pfft, noooo!
he is going to stab all our dumb answers to death in the next issue ;_;

Agentsix · **Posted:** May 31st, 2006, 3:04 am

well yeah and he will take us to his island with his wife operah

Staffy · **Posted:** May 31st, 2006, 4:14 pm

If my wife was Oprah, I would have to commit seppiku to aleviate the shame.

Zombisem · **Posted:** May 31st, 2006, 4:17 pm

but then would come and be like No way b*tch! and roundhouse kick your knife away. then you could become the next internet sensation. Staffmaster can commit Seppuku and live!

Agentsix · **Posted:** May 31st, 2006, 4:38 pm

You would be an idiot if you didn't marry oprah. Tell Steadman that.

Kittykicker · **Posted:** May 31st, 2006, 6:23 pm

The real question is would Oprah commit seppaku after finding out that she was married to him?

But does someone committing seppaku answer the question of WHY Ixion crossed the road? <grin>

Agentsix · **Posted:** May 31st, 2006, 6:26 pm

Pfft Oprah could make someone commit seppuku

Zombisem · **Posted:** June 1st, 2006, 10:19 am

Ixzion crossed the road to commit seppuku?

Bonanza · **Posted:** June 2nd, 2006, 10:31 am

Hell Hunter wrote:

You would be an idiot if you didn't marry oprah. Tell Steadman that.

Never going to happen, folks.

I wouldn't marry Oprah either.

Agentsix · **Posted:** June 2nd, 2006, 12:43 pm

She would force you. Her army and private island would be convincing

Zombisem · **Posted:** June 2nd, 2006, 12:44 pm

I FIGURED IT OUT!

He didn't cross the road at all!

Lord Ixzion wrote:

I'm a sad panda.
Wandering in the road, ack!
I got hit by car.

TADA.

ShadowFox1001 · **Posted:** June 2nd, 2006, 2:58 pm

Sumisem wrote:

o.0 you trying to get stabbed?

Of course not.

Chronicle · **Posted:** June 5th, 2006, 1:31 pm

OblivionWolf wrote:

To get to the prostitute on the other side.

lol

Chronicle · **Posted:** June 5th, 2006, 1:32 pm

Hell Hunter wrote:

Pfft Oprah could make someone commit seppuku

what the heck is that?

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