This is for issue 3.2.

Clearly this is a bad parody of an overused joke. The road which was crossed must certainly be destroyed, or else it will one day be used once more to... Aw, heck with it. He's off to play more practical jokes on Old Man Willsam.

You know that joke is realy old, I think perhaps it had a diferent meaning way back when.

Like it's supposed to be: "Why did the chicken cross the Rhode?," not "Why did the Chicken cross the road?"

The answer? "Because the Rhode lived in Turkey."

But I digress.

I think that Ixzion crossed the road because there were free Next gen consoles over there.

And women. Lots of hot young women that wanted to do him. Hell, I'd cross...well, HELL for that.

Who the f*ck cares, what's he doing away from the computer?

The readers of course.

And YO' MAMA!

to try some of the spicy quince marmalade being prepared with great care by the Flabberjowel family of guinea pigs.

To get to the prostitute on the other side.

to get that oh so yummy plump juicy chicken that crossed before him.

There is only one valid reason for Ixzion to cross the road, and that...is to eventually get his Bachelor's Degree in Web Programming. Everyone else is wrong. WRONG.

No you're wrong why would Ixz have to cross the road. Its the road that appears in front of him but he could just cross another road. But why cross any roads at all? Is it because there is something on the other side waiting for him, something that could cause harm or profit? It could be neither but Ixzion won't know that until he crosses that road, to cross that road you must look for a solution to an unknown problem................*goes on and on rambling an elaborate but unnecessary convo*

¬¬ because he was too stupid to drive...

damned.... well regal pwned my answer.. was going to say because it was there >___> or because he can.. or something along those lines.



ACTUALLY
don't worry i never realized that before either. until i read this comic. ^.^



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OMG WAIT A MIN ITS REGAL!!!!! O.O

hi *wave wave*

hehehe


*waves back*

To re-attain his intrinsic goodness would be my only guess.

... what, by crossing the road?

how???

He has crossed the road, and here you are.
The manifestation of miracles is not my concern, I merely bask in the wake of the manifestation itself.

like Cliff Richard.


...in a sense.

You mean his "Godness."

You're all wrong, damn it. Stop guessing.