I may be random
But I'm also consistent
You might just like me

I like music loud
And lots of cute animals
Sleep is good as well

I like to eat food
Of certain, specific kinds
Rather picky, though

I'm entertained by
Flashing lights, and shiny coins
Taking things apart

I'm poor, jobless, and
Quite impressionable
A chameleon

And I am quite lame
In that I put love before
Everything else

But I am trigger
Happy. Behave, else be PWNED.
I seek excuses

Excuses to pwn.
Just watch yourself, or face Lone
The Baninator

I like my music slow, loud,
or sometimes fast its better.
rap, gangsta, metal, anything good

Vision failing, a
topic saved by pseudo-
pwns of the one Lone.

I must iterate
Now in verse, how perverse.
Apathy consumes.

I would rather,
Exhume animalistic,
phrases whom are so,

Anarchistic to,
Lexicon and verbal truth,
From my mind--scant used,

Than spew haiku, that,
Is so detrimental to,
My lethargic views.

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Taizongames has,
These horrid imitations,
Of sex, in haiku.
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Sumisem makes no,
Logistical sense, and a,
mind transitional,

From sanity as,
She frolicks with bunnies in,
those strange planes.
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Ixz rules obese clit,
For this god damn f*ckin sh*t,
But I blame me for,

Even bothering,
To stream this muddled requiem,
From boredom's haven.
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I want sleep right now.
That is a simple concept.
I cannot grasp it.
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I want cigarettes,
For they quell the craving in,
My chest. None contest,

With thine ruler of,
Foul breath, the Marlboro Red:
King over Camels.

NLY has a list of
things he wants but
can't get because of Stan

Words in lines!?
Don't you understand Haiku!?!?
Three four three!

Oh my gosh, you are
so wrong. Tis a horrible
abomination.

haiku's are about nature
thats really it
but this one is better

Fail teh big one, nub.
That sucked so much god damn suck.
SUCK SUCK SUCK SUCK SUCK.

Traditional

The secret is
the word number count
in traditional haiku's.

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New

I don't know how the
new format has come about.
Not traditional.

Confusing it may
be, but hey, America
changed the haikus.

What do you expect
from America? First rate
haikus? I laugh now.

But this is real good.
Definitely not the first
form of haikus. Yep.

But what is up with
Hell Hunter? That's neither the
old form or new form.

But that must be how
times change around here. Out with
the old, in with new.

But I forgot what
I wanted to say because
I got off the track.

Hastle, isn't it?
The new haikus, right? My how
the times have shifted.

Taizon gets Raid-on,
And grenades which will blaze on,
To punish teh suck.

We love ya.
But your haikus are just odd.

if we want to speak
correctly all of his posts
are really just odd

um pizza is good
i don't know what im saying
now i got to go