http://fearitdoit.com/

Fear it! face it! do it! conquer it!

go to the O.D.S. (ONLINE DIAGNOSIS SYSTEM) and choose your fear

:s

reminiscent of that fear therapist guy from Donny Darko.

not sure who wasted their time on making that joke site.










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'FOREIGNERS : You will discover they are not very frightening when they have been surprised by a sniper's bullet.'

thats me, you understand. ¬¬

listen to the testimonial

rofl it said "trannyphobia" which sound funny in my head.. kidn of tickles >___>

TRANSVESTITES : Try it, you might like it. BRAS CAN BE VERY SUPPORTIVE.

DEATH : Go RIGHT NOW and kill the first person you see. You will notice that death is not really so very bad.

lmaoroflcopter

DRUG ADDICTION : Buy several hundred dollars' worth of high quality crack cocaine. Smoke it all. You will notice drug addiction no longer holds any fears for you. You have taken ownership of your fears. Well done.

OH EM GEE, EL OH EL!

MASTURBATION : It is perfectly natural, assuming you do it correctly. Please send a video for verification to DARIUS FONTAINE(TM).

SEX : Come to my office. In a series of personal sessions, I will rid you of all your sexual hang ups, in exchange for money. Please send a photo first.

I'm starting to sense a pattern.
But because I'm too slow to truly uncover his schemes I complied.
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DOGS : DON'T WORRY. There is no such thing as dogs.

That is amusing.
We are all on drugs....

WOMEN : Join the club. Gynophobia