BEER!

I liked petri dish more than anything else so far...

A skull? Skeleton?

MORE BEER!

Whilst I'm all for beer, N.L.Y. got it sorry folks!

Oh Goody!

That makes it My Turn!


How many men does it take to open a Beer?

(Hint: This is from my first game: The Clean Underwear Quest!)

just one

In the game that answer gets you into a battle after being told "WRONG! WRONG! WRONG!

YOU KNOW NOTHING!!

PREPARE TO DIE!!"

This is one of my games, ya know. The obvious is never the right answer!

since there isn't a right answer then I guess its my turn.

Which is the best wife to have, the woman who is very strict, the woman who is very shy, the woman who is a thief or the woman that cheats?

If you guess right then I'll tell you the meaning behind them.

The theif... She steals stuff and gives it to you... If she steals from you you can always turn her in, of course.

I dunno. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.


I don't think I've posted a riddle yet... This one might be easy, but then again, I'm not very good with riddles.

I show you but not quite you
I show a world where left is right
Where day is day and blue is blue
But yet a world of inverted sight

You give up quickly!

Of course there's a right answer!!

Zero.

It takes zero men to open a Beer because it should be open when she brings it!!!

Sheesh.

Just for that, I'll say the best wife is None at all.

Or Beer.

And Lord Zaphod, my first guess is a Dictionary...

Peace.

o_0

...

Err... no.

Wow, I think Rodak has answered every riddle so far with Beer....

*gives a cold lager to Rodak*

Take it easy man...

Oh.


You noticed.

Well... I always said "Beer is The Answer!... I'm sorry, I've forgotten The Question."

But Fine Ale is best enjoyed at Cellar Temperautre, not Cold.

The only reason people like Budweiser cold is because they can actually taste it when it is room (or cellar) temperature (cold beer numbs a large portion of the taste buds!).

But It is a fine gesture none the less.

*Quaff*

*BELCH*

Now for the finishing of the pattern by answering the riddle correctly after one joke guess.

A Mirror.

Peace.

Yup.

This one's also easy... I can't think of anything good.


I breathe without air and move without legs. What am I?

fish?

it just seemed like the obvious answer... which means its probably wrong XD

Diapers?

>_>

<_<

What?! The commercials always talk about how well they move and how breathable they are!!!

^HA!



I'd have to go with the woman who is shy. Simply because she would be easy to keep tabs on. Plus, you'd know what she's up to all the time.

And rodak. We here in america like the CUH-HOLD ONES. Warm beer is WRONG. (infact, any alcoholic beverage that is heated is just not right)

Personaly, I'm not an ale man. I like a nice creamy LAGER. yum. That's a beer with SUBSTANCE.

That does not change the reason you like it cold!

I am stuck here in America too (even grew up here) but I prefer to taste my ales, lagers, lambics, etc. Can't taste 'em cold.

If you don't believe it ... try a warm Budweiser!

Room Temperature is not heated, but Hot Sake is (and far from "Not Right).

Anyway...

BEER Breathes without air (when you let a freshly opened sit and release CO2 it is called "Breathing") and Moves without Legs (Just spill one!... NO!! Wait! That's Alcohol Abuse!).

I toldja Beer was The Answer!

Peace.