Chuck Norris Can Commit Seppuku And LIVE!

Stythe · **Posted:** January 31st, 2006, 6:56 pm

omg!

Regal · **Posted:** January 31st, 2006, 7:30 pm

there is ABSOLUTELY NO stopping Chuck Norris.

Agentsix · **Posted:** January 31st, 2006, 8:36 pm

Chuck Norris is one of the greats so its powerless to stop him

N.L.Y. · **Posted:** February 1st, 2006, 4:06 am

O.k..........Chuck Norris is awesome, I'll admit,
But not quite worthy of meltin a marshmellow in your pants over. Remember: you are, at the very least pretending to be, straight men.

Though I would never speak for lone. Mostly because that language is entirely to complicated, partially because I'm not exactly sure whether he applies to the aforementioned.

Agentsix · **Posted:** February 1st, 2006, 4:28 am

Are you willing to try seppuku and live? This will be amusing like george bush trying something like that, except a pretzel managed to take him out.

Regal · **Posted:** February 1st, 2006, 5:06 am

ok... from post to random in... about 3 hours.

Agentsix · **Posted:** February 1st, 2006, 6:01 am

Seppuku is a japanese way of suicide for samurai or soldiers

darklinkomega · **Posted:** February 1st, 2006, 8:03 pm

Where is the proof, peoples who wish to eat George Bush and then commit Seppuku on top of a cow that hasn't had a bath in two weeks because his owner is a lazy bum named......?

Okay, I'll shut up now.

N.L.Y. · **Posted:** February 2nd, 2006, 1:09 am

*wonders whether he read that right*

Regal · **Posted:** February 2nd, 2006, 2:30 am

... that was pretty uncharacteristic.

heh.

Chrssy · **Posted:** February 2nd, 2006, 12:00 pm

WOOOOOOCAHHAAAAAA YEEAAAHHHHHHHHH

........ yea.

Agentsix · **Posted:** February 2nd, 2006, 12:45 pm

Someone give the poor kid something sweet to eat.

darklinkomega · **Posted:** February 2nd, 2006, 8:06 pm

Never!

Zombisem · **Posted:** February 2nd, 2006, 8:35 pm

..hmm weird topic. *posts anyway*

somebody PLEASE explain to me - because I have obviously missed something really huge - what is with the whole Chuck Norris being dead but not dead thing. its eveywhere. it is here its. in the news its on other forums. but i have no idea what it is about. i could just go READ the news but that would be work.

Agentsix · **Posted:** February 2nd, 2006, 8:49 pm

He survived it, I'm guessing he was trying to prove that he can survive a knife attack from any one who tried to cut him.

Lantis · **Posted:** February 6th, 2006, 1:32 pm

OMG, this is funny

http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/

My favorite is the comment about hung like a horse or the ninja turtles comment.

Regal · **Posted:** February 6th, 2006, 3:52 pm

hah!

some of those are pretty good....

i like 'the chief export of chuck norris' one...

Zombisem · **Posted:** February 6th, 2006, 5:28 pm

"Chuck Norris doesnt shave; he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris. "

I get it now!

Regal · **Posted:** February 6th, 2006, 5:44 pm

lol... well done

unocashew · **Posted:** February 6th, 2006, 10:54 pm

That site is freaking LMAO!!!! hilarious...

"Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin... its decendants are called giraffes."

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