Here's mine:

Storm (Halle Berry): You know what happens to a toad when it gets struck by lighting? Same thing as everything else. (X-Men)

Dr. Doom: Susan, let's not fight.
Sue Storm: No, let's! (Fantastic Four)

Loke, I am your mother! (ThumbWars)

What the flip was grandma doin' at the sand dunes? (Napolean Dynamite)

We thought you was a toad! (Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?)

C'mon boys! We a gonna R. U. N. N. O. F. T.! (Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?)

P.S. You should watch these movies - they are hilarious!

Anything in XXX with Vin Diesel really...

Most lines in Batman Beyond...(though I admit I loved the movie...)

"Twas beauty that killed the beast..." (Jack Black, King Kong)

"Its Not Always About Courage Jimmy!!!! *runs off to get killed in spite his own advice* (wise black dude that died, King Kong)

Scene: Edmund has just returned to the White Witch and has divulged the information of his siblings whereabouts, the queen has threatened to kill him and has revealed parts of her schemes, but in spite all these deterrents he nobly states:

"Could I have some more Turkish Delight?" (Chronicles of Narnia)

I saw that last night.

Prick. Those O Brother, Where Art Thou? Lines were ace and you know it.

Anyway, any line from any low imagination big budget blockbuster ever.

Oh, and "I gotta get me one of those" and the old guy who kept yelling "The MAIN is going to BLOW" in Battman Begins. That crap almost ruined an otherwise awesome movie.

"Didn't you get the memo?"

any line ever said by Keanu Reeves. That guy just can't act.

and the COEN BROTHERS ROCK!

i was just thinking about The Man Who Wasn't There, too... how odd.

Woah. I just watched that one last night.

Here are some more funny ones from "Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?":

My hair! (Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?)

Stop telling the girls I was run over by a train! (Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?)

You know, those "any line from (movie or series here)" are copouts.

Jack: "I'm king of the world!" (Titanic)

well, just call me mr copout.

or dont.

'Idiots!' - Napoleon Dynamite.

'follow me! I know the way!'- Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade

not actually a bad line, just memorable.

Ok: Mr. Copout.

'That...thats my ride *car freakishly bounces with phantom hydroulics*- Napoleon Dynamite

'I Am You Father's, second counsin's, mothers, aunts, brothers, daughters, friend's, roommate.

So what Does That Make Us?

Absolutely Nothing-HAHAHAHAHA'
-Space Balls (Ok I didn't remember the actual order of family but whatever)

"Charles! Charles-there someone at the door: Its Mr. Death-something about the Reaping...

Oh do, come on in, come on in-have some tea dearie"
-Monty Python's the meaning of life

Any movie with Jackie Chan (disney type crap).

Yep, thats all for now.

Your dress is so puffy.....(Napolean Dynamite)

Forgot the exact line, but it is something like this.

I would say almost every single line in Napolen Dynamite.

Okay, the (almost correct) quote is..

There's something you need to know about the two of us.

What?

I am your father's cousin's mother's friend's former roomate.

...What does that make us?

Absolutely nothing. Which is what you're about to become!


*ahem* Anyway, the movie is a spoof. It's supposed to make fun of that (in)famous Star Wars scene. It's when 20 other movies/TV shows afterwards making fun of that scene becomes stupid. If you really want a bad line from that movie... Too bad. Every line from that movie is classic.

Hmmmmmm......I was submitting a 'funny' line with that, not a 'bad one. In spite of the blaring title of the thread.

"You're going down!" "No, I'm going up" (ascends stairs) - Army of Darkness.

I like Bruce... but come on, like you are actually going to say that in a sword fight.


Oh, and any line from the Xena or Hercules TV series.

AND anything from Walker Texas Ranger.... K, I'm done.

Technically it was a chainsaw fight for Brucy...and the shotgun that never ran out of ammo...That movie was hillarious-did you know they made a game on it?

"That? That was just pillow talk, baby....", Bruce-Army of Darkness

Corny but funny.

Cindy: ROAR!!... RROOOOAAAAAARRRR!!!!
Bobby: OOOH SH&^!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Scary Movie)

And although it did not come from a movie the greatest quote that has ever been spoken by man, and which all have heard and love/ love to hate:

I'm Rick James BI@#%!! (Chapelle's Show)

Heck, their are like a hand full of Bruce games. I got the first one, and it's really freaking hard!

And for any other Campbell fans:
Any Sam Riami move has Bruce in it, be it minor or not. Like in Spiderman. Bruce was the Wrestling announcer. In the sequal he was the bellhop. Oh, and that crappy car he drives is also in every movie. It was Spiderman's Uncle's car in both. Of course Evil dead and Army of darkness goes without say. I can't remember if I saw him in the Grudge or not though. But along side Bruce is Sam's brother Ted. He was in the Grudge as well as all the spiderman movies as well as AoD and Evil Dead, though in costume. Of course he and bruce would be familair as the king of thieves(Bruce) and Joxer(Ted) in the Xena and Hercules series.... Which strangle enough makes this whole tangent I'm on relative to my previous post about bad lines...

You do realize I now have to watch all those movies again?

This will take time...but I'll see him...