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PostPosted: December 19th, 2005, 4:39 am 
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This is a funny and sick story.

http://entertainment.tv.yahoo.com/news/ ... 40002.html

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MARSEILLES, France -- Skirt-chasing playboy Daniel Anceneaux spent weeks talking with a sensual woman on the Internet before arranging a romantic rendezvous at a remote beach -- and discovering that his on-line sweetie of six months was his own mother!

"I walked out on that dark beach thinking I was going to hook up with the girl of my dreams," the rattled bachelor later admitted. "And there she was, wearing white shorts and a pink tank top, just like she'd said she would.

"But when I got close, she turned around -- and we both got the shock of our lives. I mean, I didn't know what to say. All I could think was, 'Oh my God! it's Mama!' "

But the worst was yet to come. Just as the mortified mother and son realized the error of their ways, a patrolman passed by and cited them for visiting a restricted beach after dark.

"Danny and I were so flustered, we blurted out the whole story to the cop," recalled matronly mom Nicole, 52. "The policeman wrote a report, a local TV station got hold of it -- and the next thing we knew, our picture and our story was all over the 6 o'clock news. "People started pointing and laughing at us on the street -- and they haven't stopped laughing since."

The girl-crazy X-ray technician said he began flirting with normally straitlaced Nicole -- who lives six miles away in a Marseilles suburb -- while scouring the Internet for young ladies to put a little pizzazz in his life.

"Mom called herself Sweet Juliette and I called myself The Prince of Pleasure, and unfortunately, neither one of us had any idea who the other was," said flabbergasted Daniel.

"The conversations even got a little racy a couple of times.

"But I really started to fall for her, because there seemed to be a sensitive side that you don't see in many girls.

"She sent me poems she had written and told me about her dreams and desires, and it was really very romantic.

"The truth is, I got to see a side of my mom I'd never seen before. I'm grateful for that."

When starry-eyed Daniel asked Sweet Juliette to send him a picture, Nicole e-mailed him a photo of a curvy, half-clad cutie she'd scanned from a men's magazine.

"The girl in the picture was so beautiful, I begged Juliette to meet me on the beach -- and Mom said yes," he recalled. "Mom says she was falling for me, too, and she just wanted to meet me, even though she knew I'd be disappointed when I saw her.

"As for me, I figured I was going to find the girl of my dreams.

"I guess that's about as wrong as I've ever been."

Daniel admits he and his mother could do little but stammer and stutter around each other for days after their cyberspace exploits came to light. And his father Paul -- Nicole's husband of 27 years -- wasn't too happy when the story hit the news and his beer-drinking buddies made him the butt of their jokes.

"Dad was ticked for a while and he forbid Mom to talk to anybody on the Internet ever again," said embarrassed Daniel.


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PostPosted: December 19th, 2005, 10:47 am 
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Oh my god.

Lmfao.

This ties in nicely with my point from my post in my other topic.

Only the French could pull off something like this- only the French. :lol

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PostPosted: December 19th, 2005, 12:41 pm 
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PostPosted: December 19th, 2005, 1:03 pm 
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PostPosted: December 19th, 2005, 6:31 pm 
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Wow...thats some sh*t. None of you is my mother right? Roseann? If your here then f*ck off.

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PostPosted: December 19th, 2005, 8:06 pm 
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XD that be awesome if someones mother was here acting like some regular kid... and like..stuff...

"TAIZON STOP HITTIN ON MY MOM!"

"oh..sorry"

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PostPosted: December 19th, 2005, 8:21 pm 
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Ha, I pity anyone foolish enough to hit on my mom. (though taiz will be taiz)

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PostPosted: December 21st, 2005, 11:38 am 
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PostPosted: December 29th, 2005, 12:45 am 
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PostPosted: December 29th, 2005, 11:48 am 
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^I think it's spelled Oedipus.

ANyway, that story is just.... erm.... o_o" ...


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Oedipus for the internet, indeed. >_>

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