Heard about this on the radio.

http://www.baconfeststl.com/

That is the kind of festival that cuts five years off your life.

I don't like bacon.

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I'd die happy.

Whenever I'm out eating with friends and I request, "no bacon" there's always that one person that gets a puzzled look on their face. I even ordered a BLT once without bacon, which kinda defeats the purpose of a BLT! Basically an LT!

If the bacon isn't super greasy, I'll eat it, but only a small amount.

Also, I eat a lot of junk food and red meat as it is, mang.

The way out of greasy bacon is to let it sit on some paper towels to wick off some of the grease before serving it.

Rezzing topic from 2 months ago. We told you not to do this before. No one's talking about it anymore.

I'm fairly certain he does this on purpose to get a response from someone like this. There's no way he'd necro several-month-old threads and be told not to ever single time and continue to keep doing it unless he's trying to draw attention for whatever reason. It'd probably be best to just try and ignore it.

In fact, I'll just stop this now before it turns into what it usually does...