(NOTE: True point of thread is the Bonsai Story Generator. It's a lovely, stupid thing I've had fun with for the last hour or so.)

Hey guys. Thanks to Bonsai Story Generator (http://www.critters.org/bonsai/) I have come up with a Levitra story. Using your names, and all the posts in that thread, here is the first chapter of the Levitra novel the site put together.

CHAPTER 1

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Is it trying to sell me viagra clone or summon the amazing other businesses or summon the best.
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THE END

Chapter 2, Ixzion in Wonderland

Ixzion was playing against herself, for this curious child was playing against herself, for having cheated herself rather sharply; `I advise you cut your finger very nice, it makes me grow larger, I don't care which the words `EAT ME' were beautifully marked `poison,' so Ixzion ventured to herself, rather sharply; `I advise you sooner or later.

However, this minute!' She generally gave herself very good advice, though she found he had forgotten the book her own ears for this curious feeling!' said Ixzion, `and if it makes me grow smaller, I advise you hold it and sometimes she tried her best to get very nice, it was too slippery; and she tried her eyes; and she had got burnt, and eaten up by wild beasts and sometimes she went back to make ONE respectable person!' Soon her own ears for having cheated herself out with a knife, it had, in currants.

`Well, I'll eat it,' said anxiously to bring tears into the book her sister on the key; and if it and finding that nothing more happened, she got to leave off `What a book,' thought poor Ixzion, `to pretend to get very tired of cherry- tart, custard, pine-apple, roast turkey, toffee, and once she went back to do: once but, alas for poor Ixzion!

when she went back to leave off the cake Ixzion was very fond of having nothing to do: once or twice she tried her best to do: once or twice she had peeped into the garden at once; but, alas for having cheated herself out with trying, the book her own ears for having cheated herself So she very seldom followed it, and cried.

`Come, there's no use now,' thought Ixzion.

For she went back to taste it, and other unpleasant things, all because they would not remember the garden, and hot buttered toast, she had tired of sitting by her sister was reading, but it had no pictures or twice she was playing against herself, for having cheated herself for this curious child was very fond of cherry- tart, custard, pine-apple, roast turkey, toffee, and when she very soon finished it and finding it very deeply with trying, the cake Ixzion was beginning to taste it, and sometimes she had read several nice little histories about children who had never forgotten the little thing sat down and she tried her own ears for having cheated herself out with a knife, it was too slippery; and sometimes she remembered trying to box that was very fond of me left to box her eyes; and if it very nice, it usually bleeds; and that if you drink much from a knife, it had, in it a red-hot poker will burn you drink much from a while, finding that nothing more happened, she tried her eye fell on which the poor little glass box that was too slippery; and said anxiously to do: once she remembered trying to box that was very fond of cherry- tart, custard, pine-apple, roast turkey, toffee, and found in a game of having nothing more happened, she tried her eyes; and when she tried.

EDIT:
Anyone want to put in their own stories? Just copy and paste any text into the link and see what you get. I'm done doing this for the night.

Now that my initial excitement has worn off this thing, looking back... those are kinda disappointing.

This program is actually supposed to create a story. With grammar done properly and everything. But somehow it came across as kinda lazy. If anyone else has better luck, post it. If not, Ix can let it die in obscurity like Ixzion in Wonderland kinda should.

I thought it was pretty funny. Here is the Bonsai version of one of simple man's legendary threads from the Pav. The necromancer thread. http://www.pavilionboards.com/forum/showthread.php?t=10615&highlight=Necromancer



I want to make "belief stately" into a bumper sticker.

Neat.

But still, the problem I'm having is it is supposed to be in story format. In your example, 'Person said' is its own sentence instead of grammatically correct like its supposed to.

I guess it really doesn't matter. I mean, I DID name this topic after Online Levitra...