How i wish this was real life!

Since more seniors are texting and tweeting, here are some STC (Senior Texting Codes). If you qualify for the senior discount, this is for you. Please pass this along to your children and grandchildren so they can understand you.

ATD: At The Doctor's
BTW: Bring The Wheelchair
BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth
CBM: Covered By Medicare
CGU: Can't Get Up
CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center
FWB: Friend With Betablockers
FWIW: Forgot Where I Was
FYI: Found Your Insulin
GHA: Got Heartburn Again
IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?
LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out
ROFL & CGU: Rolling On the Floor Laughing And Can't Get Up
TTYL: Talk To You Louder
WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?
WTP: Where's The Prunes?
WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil

Oh man.

Though, I wish my grandparents would keep at least a trac phone in all seriousness. I worry about them getting stranded somewhere when driving.:X