I haven't "slept" since Tuesday night, and even that was only like 4 hours of sleep. Sure, I took a combined total of 4 hours of naps on Thursday, but it is Friday morning. I am tired. And yet, I still have a pretty ridic full schedule today, and no time for naps (and I'm going to the Twins game tonight, so that means I'll get home at like midnight, and I have to wake up at 7 for my flight).

I'm starting to think two back-to-back movie night/goodbye parties was a terrible, terrible idea.

Froops, you need z's. Don't overexert yourself.

... That's right, Roll. Lay the smackdown on that evil old cow.

Oh come now. She's not old, and she's not really all that evil, she's just a bit greedy. I ain't sayin' she's a gold digger...

Aside from being slightly annoying, I kind of like Tron Bonne. But yeah, that would be an awesome hack to play through. What's also interesting about this is that Megaman Legends 3 is kind of similar in the fact that you wouldn't be playing as Megaman. Apparently it takes place right where 2 left off and Megaman still stuck up in space and one of the goals of the game is to get him back.

Morning, guys.

I am warning you right now. The following video will make you want to destroy everything in sight. So while watching this video, please do not stare your penis, vagina, or tits, otherwise, those part will be destroyed. These sorority girls are representing the greek system at the university I just graduated from not too long ago. And believe me... this makes me embarrassed. Watch at your own risk.

http://www.break.com/index/most-embarra ... nt-2117198

... Well, I'm in the mood to be driven to destroy everything in sight in my righteous indignation this morning.

.... Let's do this.

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... THESE WOMEN MUST BE DESTROYED. They ... they aren't women at all! They aren't human!

*draws Northern Longblade*

Die, you evil monsters! Be gone from this world!

Oh, god, that was all just ... just wrong! You weren't kidding, SF.

MY PENIS!!!! NOOOOOOOOO!!!!

I can rap better than that without a f*ckin script, too. Which is sad. Now I'm afraid to admit I'm from the University of Alabama on the street. ._. Dumb hoes.

Let's see that rap, sir.

Many people who ctiticise the media, especially the media aimed at children, seem to say (or at least this is one of the main parts I hear) that it's gone all soft. That shows used to be nitty gritty and now it's anesthetised soft play underexposing child culture (or something to that effect anyway, if you understand, I'm sure you've heard it/said it too) but I was watching some cartoons today and I seen one with a boy with a brass butt. And a hilarious show called Nearly Naked Animals, where a bunch of animals run around in underpants in a hotel called banana cabana. Nothing about this show seems particularily censored. It's pretty surreal.
But then there was also this show called my goldfish is evil. and you know how many shows seem to have some sort of moral point to them, like carebears always did right? The episode I saw was about eco week and how you can save the environment by recycling etc and this kid gets his mum into it and she goes all aromatherapy soul cleansing (when did green energy etc mean aromatherapy?) and starts eating healthy and this eco friendly thoughtful kid is like "augh how can i function without sugar cereals etc" and finds some candy lace or whatever and says "ahh, that good old sugar rush" and im thinking how does ostensibly promoting eco friendliness and health combine itself with saying sugar is good? doesnt something not fit together in this? and so this fish's evil plan is to disguise itself as a whale, get saved by the eco man and use his old factory cum eco centre to cover the town in toxic smoke while he is released into the ocean. most of this works but of course its a cartoon so the boy stops the furnace and then the boat the fish is on gets stuck in loads of sludge which the dialogue i believe indicated was from the recycling plant (same as eco centre?) and then the closing lines were the boy and his mum giving up on the whole eco friendly thing because everything they got from the eco centre was non recycleable anyway, then they ordered a pizza. so i suppose the point was - fish tries to take over world, boy saves world, everything is back to normal. makes enough sense. but i found it really strange the way the used eco friendliness as a plot device in the boy's life to give the fish an idea, then easily dispense with said plot device once it's been used to create a story. im trying to remember other 21st century cartoons like powerpuff girls n that, do they do the same thing - get the characters really into something just long enough for the villain to use it for an evil plan for the heroes to sabotage? normally, i would think, in storytelling, you have the villain come up with their own plan to sabotage something the heroes are fighting for in every episode, something you know they actually care about and advocate. like in lazytown, they're all about dancing, and good natured adventure and sportacus comes along every so often and advocates fruit (sports candy). and robbie is constantly trying to foil their good times and intentions and make everyone, well, lazy. and this is somewhat the anesthitisation thing but im not sure if one or either is better or worse than the other, or if we should start bringing back all the old toons because it clearly doesnt matter anymore what kids are seeing, except to the advertisers who are hoodwinking them into wanting the products the advertisers want to sell them. i mean some of the advertising during childrens tv is pretty messed up imo. =Z

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Why do so many electricians say Jigawatts and computer science people say Gigabytes? Giga v Jiga.

Jiga
what's my motherclucking name?

The wish they were Doc Brown.

GREAT SCOTT!

what are these? i do not know.

im just a lost pink floyd fan

Anyone want a one month trial code for Gamefly?

I won't be using it.

Back from Irene's b*tch slap.

Fires in Texas, and some are close to where I live. I haven't been given a mandatory evacuation yet, but it's possible it could happen. But for now, I'm just keeping up with what's going and seeing what happens. It's kinda creepy that these fires are close to where I am. Don't know if the sh*t's gonna burn my house down or not. Hopefully this problem gets extinguished... literally.