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-6. Any actor or actress of significant enough attractiveness can increase their odds of winning an Oscar by uglyfying themselves for a role. The farther they depart from their normal good-looking self, the better their chances of getting the gold. Bonus points if you're playing a real-life ugly person.
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-7. "Acting" (the variety awards are given for) comprises reading a characters lines, while attempting to make that character seem as much like your normal self as possible, with out being to obvious about it. Bonus points if that character's personality is diametrically opposed to your own.

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-8. If there is a mole or a dirty cop-like character in an organization it is your partner (or someone who was once your partner.)

-9. The black sidekick is always the comedy relief.

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-10. Mario is Luigi's mother, but not his brother.

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-11. The speed of a projectile is inversely proportional to the amount of lines its target has delivered.

(-11.a. Exceptions to -11 may occur if projectile is non-lethal.)
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(-11.b. Exceptions to -11.a. may occur if target is both without many lines, and Keanu Reeves.)

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-12. Abandoned oil rigs often contain enough oil to fuel a small town, and will likely explode in a giant flashy fireball at some point... which is probably the purpose of leaving them full. Oil tycoons are just that rich.

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