I would just like to expand on Bon's last rule a bit ->



... even if you are using Jean Claude Van-Damme-level broken English the entire time.


46. It sometimes takes an extra (and completely unnecessary) half-minute or so for you to come to the realization that you've just been decapitated. Your body will especially have trouble acknowledging this fact for a while.

45. When a guy and a girl meet, it doesn't matter whether the girl thinks the guy is a pig. It doesn't matter whether the guy is a jerk towards her. They'll still fall in love within 40 hours of meeting.

44. It's okay to leave your potential husband/wife "at the altar", whether figuratively or literally.

43. Any event that would normally take only a few seconds to happen actually can take up to 5 minutes. (This includes freefall and timed bombs.)

42. Any complex computer process can be accomplished with only a few keystrokes. And simple commands require a multitude of keysrokes.

41. All phone numbers - All 6.7 BILLION of them - use the exchange code "555."

40. Apple pies can be great replacements for...

You're gonna have to explain that one to me, Bonz... assuming I want to know.

39. If you've been captured, and are being interregated about something you don't know about, never say "Even if I did know, I wouldn't tell you!" That's not a very good way of convincing them to trust your words.

38. As advanced as robots and computers may be in the future, they'll never have a fast enough processor to anticipate your every word and action. So don't worry if the robots rebel. You'll still have a fighting chance.

American Pie.

37. No matter the scenerio the child that accompanies the hero never dies no matter how many bullets are flying, how many dinosaurs are trying to eat them, or viruses they are carrying.

36. M. Nightshamalamadingdong will throw in a crazy twist at the end to compensate for not knowing how to end the damn thing.

77. Soylent Green is Kaiser Soze.

35. No matter how small and pixelated a picture is, it can be blown up to 1600x the original size and run through a filter to positively ID anyone or anything as clear as day.

34. The more men you have shooting at you, the more likely you are to not ever get hit.

... Just an American Pie reference, Dray. Hopefully you won't want more information than that. I'm rather ashamed to have gotten that, myself.



33. In the realm of "horror", the character who mimics Agent Scully by refusing to believe in (and often mocking) the legend, myth, or whatever supernatural phenomenon that the plot hinges on will have already signed his own death warrant, ... unless that character is in fact Agent Scully.

I think we lost track somewhere in there.

32. All explosions are big and spectacular in fashion.

31. 100 years ago, there were no super-powered heroes in the world. Now all of a sudden, there's at least a dozen of them, each bringing with them a half-dozen super-powered villains that oh-so-coincidentally appeared at the same time, and nobody finds it suspicious.

30. Schools start off dangerous and corrupted, but by the end, they're reformed and safe.

29. If you are trying to trace someone's phone call, they will 100% always hang up with only like 2 seconds left before the trace would be complete.

28. If you are trying to disarm a bomb, you will always succeed with only a few seconds to spare. In a few cases, this will be because the bomb was actually programmed to stop at a few seconds to spare.

Speaking of bombs...

27. If you aren't evil, any bomb explosion you are caught in can be easily avoided by just diving away. You take even less damage if it's in slow motion at the time of the dive.

For more information, please read 43.

26. "What" isn't a country.

25. If it bleeds, we can kill it.

24. 2D animation has been replaced by both good and bad CG.