It's not complicated: name the things you have learned from the movies. Let's try to go to 100.

Oh, and please don't post more than 2 at a time so that other people have a chance to play.

100. Never be black in a horror movie.
You will be expected to box Jason Vorhees, protect white girls, and then die in the line of duty.

99. Don't f*ck with Bruce Lee.
You will regret it. I promise you.

98. Ignorance is bliss.

97. When the villain has the opportunity to kill the hero (in action movies), they always seem to choke.

96. If you are a teenager, don't have sex in a horror movie, You will always get killed.

95. Sometimes, it's okay to root for the bad guy.

94. Stupid is as stupid does.

93. Never walk down a corridor backwards. The bad guy is almost certainly going to be directly in your path.

92. If you're gonna shoot someone, just aim for the friggin' head!

91. About to get married? Expect an old flame to show up at just the inopportune moment, whereupon you are duty-driven to cheat on your fiancee. ... But hey, it's now a love story simply started with another person.

90. You can just laugh and enjoy your role if your name is Raul Julia.

89. If you are the leader of an illegal organization, never ever hang out at the scene of your crimes. That's what your hired men are for. Just stay at the club, so you have an alaby when the police come asking questions.

88. Treat your hired men with respect, so they don't squeal when the police ask them questions.

87. The only way to be sure is to nuke the site from orbit.

86. If you're a villain, do not inform the good guys of your plans before you actually execute your plans.

85. Don't f*ck with Rambo.

84. If you are trying to get away with something illegal and you are face to face with someone who is trying to stop you... and you have a means to kill them. THEN DO SO! Don't set up an elaborate trap for them to get of after you have left. (Refer to point number 92 for further instruction.)

83. The truth is out there.

82. White men do not possess enough flava to jump, unlike their black counterparts.

81. If someone tells you "I'll be back", then it would be wise to take their word at face value.

80. If ever given the option... pick the blue pill.

79. If it moves shoot it. Because everybody is out to get you. That means you grandma!

78. If you are a woman, don't get involved with James Bond. Bullets tickle.

77. If room 1408 is available, despite warnings of how dangerous it is, don't take it.

76. Morgan Freeman is God.

75. A Hollywood hack will take your favorite videogames, which could be great movies in the hands of a competent director, and completely f*ck them up, reinforcing the belief that videogames can't translate into good movies.

74. Pixar is the master of animated cinema.

73. If Robin Williams appears in a comedy, avoid it.

72. You can always tell if someone's evil based on how they look.

71. Having your arm cut off is just a flesh wound.

70. When you go to rob a bank, always choose the teller who has just started their first day on the job.