Ixzion's haikus

Ixzion · **Posted:** February 2nd, 2010, 2:16 am

I have a headache.
Sleep deprivation helps me
to never be sane.

Stythe · **Posted:** February 10th, 2010, 8:11 am

I want a pancake
A fluffy delicious one
Always room for more

Bonanza · **Posted:** February 10th, 2010, 3:19 pm

I don't want a pancake.
You hear me, guy? huh?
I don't want a pancake!

Bonanza · **Posted:** May 31st, 2010, 11:18 am

Awaken, June bug
It's the middle of the year
Bless the desperate.

Ixzion · **Posted:** June 8th, 2010, 5:47 pm

I have to go dump,
my love gunk on my pancake
heart, hey Margerine!

Stythe · **Posted:** June 8th, 2010, 5:50 pm

negro stole my bike
Gonna kick his f*cking ass
After I get ripped

Bonanza · **Posted:** July 7th, 2010, 12:15 am

I've been quite lonely
Being unplugged in such a
Biased, unjust world.

Bonanza · **Posted:** July 23rd, 2010, 10:40 am

Life is quite lonely
No one to cuddle at night
Wake up; feeling's...nil.

Lantis · **Posted:** July 23rd, 2010, 11:05 am

cows cows cows cows cows
car panda car panda car
indiscrepancy

Bonanza · **Posted:** July 23rd, 2010, 11:29 am

Lantis tried haiku
I did it better than you
Oh, it is so true.

Ixzion · **Posted:** September 21st, 2010, 7:32 pm

What's the difference
between Bon and a pizza?
A pizza is great.

Bonanza · **Posted:** September 29th, 2010, 10:35 pm

No motivation
No new rhymes or sing-a-longs
Bon is Magpathy.

Nahrf · **Posted:** October 1st, 2010, 12:03 am

Poetry is to
real writing as dry humping
is to proper sex.

Bonanza · **Posted:** October 1st, 2010, 10:57 am

Never met this new
Guy. Coming in so sudden
With a brand new post.

Nahrf · **Posted:** October 1st, 2010, 12:12 pm

I came to kick ass
and chew bubblegum. Sadly,
gum supplies are low.

Bonanza · **Posted:** October 2nd, 2010, 6:26 am

I like this new guy
Referencing They Live; it
was a cheesy film.

Nahrf · **Posted:** October 2nd, 2010, 11:56 am

Rowdy Roddy and
the Arbiter, wearing their
sunglasses at night.

Bonanza · **Posted:** October 28th, 2010, 10:03 am

Passion and the pain
Never had a chance to lose
Them. Going insane.

Ixzion · **Posted:** November 1st, 2010, 12:32 am

I'm losing my brain,
but I don't really care. Thus,
Requiescat in pace.

Googlebot · **Posted:** November 1st, 2010, 3:27 pm

A mind spinning into
the abyss. Unmourned, unloved.
Want some cheap Paxil?

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