Kinect Adventures is next. You use your entire body to play. You're on a roller coaster track, it seems and you move your body to do certain things.

You have to collect items and you have to move your arms and legs to collect them. Looks like it might be fun in a burst.

It also collects photos while you play so you can see how you contort yourself while playing. Now they're doing a white-water rafting adventure.

I rushed home from work to see this?

Okay, Ubisoft is showing their Kinect project...

Active Life Kinect or something?

Nevermind, it's called "Your Shape: Evolved".

Jesus-tap-dancing-Christ. They brought this b*tch out here to do a live workout.

However, it did capture her sweater on camera and it was reflected as she took it off on-screen. That looks quite good.

It scanned her to get all her body information and stuff.

I am SO BORED.

They had a trainer come out and explain how they used it to work out and all that stuff. They have low-impact and high-impact exercises. YAY.

Now they're doing a zen garden workout. I'm just cataloging how long this is taking now.

Okay, they're showing a new game.

Dance Central. It's for Kinect. Actually, this looks like a good idea for Kinect.

The girl (Asian, of course) is dancing to the song "Poison" by Bell Biv DeVoe.

The tech hasn't been here yet, the Harmonix producer takes a stab at the Wii talking about a moving controller.

Dance Central has a mode called "Break it Down", where it'll help you learn how to dance on it. Beginner moves up to advance. Seems like an evolution of the DDR stuff. It actually looks pretty cool.

If someone gave it to me, I think I'd play it.

Kinect releases November 4th. It'll launch with 15 titles and it's compatible with all Xbox 360s.

LucasArts has a new game for Kinect!

New Star Wars Kinect game coming next year. You control a Jedi and have big movements. It looks to be an on-rails game.

They're making a new Forza Motorsport game. Featuring Kinect-aided gameplay. Steering wheel, I'd guess.

Someone has to say this...


They changed Natal to... Kinect? Like someone really thought it was a good idea to just spell out in lol cat the word 'connect'?

There's a mode where you can sit in any of the cars and look around and stuff. If you're a car fanatic, then I'd imagine it'd be well worth your time.

They just unveiled the Xbox 360 Slim! It really IS a big difference.

Looks really nice and it had built-in wifi and 250GB HDD.

And the slim will be 299.

It launches TODAY! Holy hell, y'all!

It'll be out later this week.

Unless you were in the audience, and then you get the Slim right Now!

And MS's E3 conference is over!

What did y'all think of the conference?

I think it was a B- conference.

B-?! Are you crazy? That was a D at best. They brought literally nothing to the table that was remotely interesting to me. MGS fans, maybe... but I'm not a fan. And just when did lol cats take over the Natal project? And absolute shame on M$ for following in the way of the wii by making "Kinect", but have the audacity to take stabs at them while presenting their Wii based product.

The best thing to come out of this whole presentation is their slim 360. From what I hear, it doesn't even HAVE the parts in it that would cause the red ring.

Well, I gave it a B- because of MGS.

It's actually closer to a plain old C.