I'm going to watch some tv.

It's Kajak's and SK's birthday today. Just sayin'

Well, Happy Birthday to those people, then.

Oh cool, I didn't know they were twins!!

... Perhaps, but if so, twins who are on opposite sides of the same coin; I of the Light, he of great Darkness.

Kajak isn't darkness. Are you high?

Yeah how do two of your friends at the same board end up having the same birthday, seems fishy with the odds being 1 : 365 for any two specific people to have the same birthday. Happy (late) birthday to the doppelgangers anyway (who given the age difference could not be twins).

Happy birthday to you both at the last possible minute.

birthdays on 6/9 are awesome.

No they're not. Because I said so.

...

I said 'BECAUSE I SAID SO!'

Both my brother and my uncle have a birthday on 6/11, tomorrow.

Whoop de doo!

Went out to buy the latest baseball game for the XBox (yeah yeah, I know), but guess what? Even in this perfectly sealed box, the game disc is NOWHERE to be found. Instead, I have a CD-R that I don't want to try and see what's on it. I'm pissed at this. I will applaud the person who did it for some crafty work, but f*ck him, too. Gotta go back and get another one... and I will open it in the store to make sure it contains the game disc.

What a bunch of crafty bastardos.

They're totally not gonna believe you.

Give whole story of what happens when you're done.

I went back and got an exchange. The person who sold me the game remembered me coming in earlier and getting it. We discussed it and I got a case with the actual game disk in it. So, they believed me.

Lone just got served.

'Never did drugs in my life, thank you.