Will he?

He hasn't done it yet.

:bongf

Being sick is not fun at all. Especially when you feel drained every minute of the day.

Take the medicine...of laughter.

Actual commercial to made to sell Sega Saturns (props to Hito for finding this).

Watched the whole thing and all I can say is WTF

That's very badass.

Dog with a gun.

Say what?

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Uh...huh. You suck.

This video is amazing.

Well, that frog sure owned you.

Maibatsu Monstrosity. Mine's bigger.

I still say the frog got lucky.

I got lucky once. Found a penny face side up and then I found a quarter. I would call that luck.

My wang is 24 inches long.

Mine was 6, last I checked. And yeah, I've checked before. For some reason though, people don't seem to want to use my tape measure anymore. =/

And I guess that's pretty damn normal as 6 inches seems to be the most commonly used number when talking about wang size. What's funny about that is that while in highshcool, I went to a private school (and hated ever second of it, mind you) and that school had some rediculous rules pushed on the studends. Such as the "6-inch rule" (you should already know where this is going). You couldn't stand within 6 inches of members of the opposite sex. I always wondered why they picked 6... tee hee.

It'd be bad if you had an 7 or 8 inch weewee.