Perfectly natural healthy habit, or evil temptation borne from Satan and punishable by hell?
What would you do if you couldn't touch yourself?

Discuss.

It's basically like what Steve Vai says: "If you can't even f*ck yourself, how ya gonna f*ck somebody else?" Touching yourself is the first step.

Use my feet =]

I bet Satan touches himself as well.

Temptation punishable by Hell?

That's basically saying that touching yourself is equal to murder. Get the f...outta here!

Depending on which parts of the bible you believe, and how you interpret them, there are lots of things punishable by hell.

...I think this forum is a bit too public to have this sort of discussion.

We need to touch ourselves, specially when we're itchy. And nobody's stopping me from licking my fingers if I get frosty on them. Also, physical touch is necessary when applying hair gel.

* pretending to lament and be philosophical *

Perhaps you are a murderer that way. You are the slayer of the sexual purity that you once possessed in doing so, right?

GASP!

TMI

So the question is, really, is there any good reason why someone shouldn't touch themselves?

Why is it too much information? Maybe you are getting the wrong idea about what I meant. (WHich was an innocent itch ANYWHERE, like the back or the shoulder) and cake.

Eww.

You want to know what's too much information?

If I couldn't please myself, I probably would have been in jail by now for some reason... just sayin'.

@Guarionex
I know you didn't mean it the way it sounded so when I said TMI it was a joke because if you read the section I quoted it does have suggestive innuendo if you have a dirty enough mind.

@Bonanza
You know that happened.

Yeah think of all those potential people you kill, why do you think orthodox Catholic family's have so many kids .

Also for the record there was no touching of myself at magcon.

You wish. You know how I can prove that no such thing happened at the con?

Because every other person present would be dead by my hand before coming back home, that's why. I tend to blow a fuse at that sort of small thing ... you know, like someone not being able to control themselves long enough to have the basic human respect not to flash their genitalia in my presence.

Hey, it's fine; sexual desires abound, I get it. But at least wait until you get home and by yourself, you know?

@Sarah's Knight
Me doth think you protest too much. (In other words, now we know who did it.)

In honesty, I doubt anyone did but if it were a week long then good luck.