Actually, someone else named the term for the polar opposite of 7up fan. Seeing as the pun is a take on a drink, the oppiste of 7up is Sprite. Get it? And while cyanide would definately do the job, we could also get the same results from drinking.... 7up, of course. But yeah... how on earth did Terra lose to Squall? No one has quite yet given me an answer to that.

(btw, awesome pic of Terra... and she was the character I used the most in Dissidia.)

DnL, the upside-down 7up, was digusting.

Squall is even dumber than Cloud. There is a statement to be made there.


... But then, Final Fantasy main characters from there just kept increasing in the obnoxious and/or dumbass factor all the way up to X. I wouldn't know about XI, and Vahn from XII was only about as dumb as Cloud, so we actually improved a little there. Tidus really just took the dumbass meter through the roof. I just don't think that I can find anything positive at all to say about that guy.


And there are my two cents for the day.

I wish people were more like Maxim.

Funny how Zidane was left out of an array of 3 games, 8 to 10, where he is right in the middle.

And was a pretty well made character.

Okay, so we've confirmed that Squall is a dumbass... but how does that anwer how he beat out Terra.

It's because he has a big PINGAS!

8 appealed to a greater audience.

Mystery solved!

Ah... GameFAQs chracter battle. I think I made entries for the first 2 ones. Now I don't even bother voting (and GFaqs is my homepage. Go figure)

PS: Terra FTW

PINGAS!

Gfaqs? More like GFAGS!

... Because I thought it pretty much went without saying that Zidane's dumbassery exceeds even Cloud's and Squall's, and is surpassed only by Tidus.



I mean, the dude once bragged to Dagger that a freaking six-year-old girl likes him in order to make her more jealous for him. That is not only utterly retarded, but creepily pedophilic as well. This one feat alone is enough to forever seal the mark of ultimate dumbassery onto Zidane's big dumb monkey face. Sorry. Not even the rather smooth move he pulled at the end to reveal himself to Dagger was near enough to undo it.


... And yet, TIDUS SURPASSES THAT.

Yeah, and audience of inbred retards. Not saying the game was bad or anything, but nothing compared to 6.

... AAaaaaand completely ignore that he's meant to be a complete contrast to (almost) every other FF hero in history. And that he never mentioned anything about being attracted to that 6 year old, instead using that girl as a way to provoke a response from Garnet - it really doesn't go against his personality type or give way to the notion that he's "creepy" - you're just choosing to read it that way.

The point, though, is that he's vibrant and confident (while, at the same time, socially realistic) without being an overbearing fgt like Tidus.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vCWJTC6MJmw

Read teh video description. I'm amazed how offended people will get.

Squall and Rinoa > Cloud and Tifa?

Hell no.

Okay.

Squall and Rinoa> Tidus and Yuna?

I wouldn't say that, either. Tidus totally blows, but Yuna's at least way better than Rinoa. I liked her self-sacrificing spirit, and she had one of the best wardrobes of any FF character, too. (Kefka by far had the worst.) So, as a couple overall, Tidua and Yuna are better, although their "love" seemed about as unevolved as Squall's and Rinoa's was.

Squall: Why care about everything?
Rinoa: You're mean .... You're a big MEANIE!

(Off the record ad lib -> Squall: No, I'm just an incredibly boring character.)

Amazing!