No idea what's being said, but it's still entertaining to watch.

Edit. I could've at least tried to find a subbed video.

Peach Hime <3
It's kind of weird seeing Mario playing video games... but I liked when Peach appeared and the underwater theme started playing. (I LOVE that theme)

Wait... who the f*ck is Prince Naruto. Seriously. Just when you think Mario was FINALLY going to get some play. And you know what else kept up with the Mario consistancy? The fact that Luigi was just a fallback comedic character. Seriously, that dude needs something other than just a off-brand ghost hunting game.

Well, he also had an edutainment game.

I'm just sayin... Nintendo needs to spread a little love, you know? Seriously, how hard would it have been in Mario Galaxy to have both brothers selectable from the very beginning? Or be able to swtich between levels on the fly... something. It would have been Super Mario Bros. Galaxy or something. But no, probably not even a fourth of the people who own that game even UNLOCKED the poor guy.

I sure didn't.