To the tune of Lufia's II Boss Battle music.

Hook:

Oh Lufia, Oh Lufia, why are you depressing me?
Oh Lufia, Oh Lufia, tell me why you’re stressing me? (Your later games are garbage)
Oh Lufia, Oh Lufia, do not change the recipe
Please stop testing me
Or your fanbase will be hi----story!

Verse One:

Oh Lufia, what happened here?
You had me hooked with your first and your second game
Oh Lufia, it’s very weird
Because the latter were so very, very lame

Refrain:

2 was your best, and since then we were cursed with
“The Lameness Returns” and “The Ruins of Bore”

You failed the test, so get back to the basics
Faith will then be restored!

Hook:

Oh Lufia, Oh Lufia, why are you depressing me?
Oh Lufia, Oh Lufia, why are you oppressing me? (By making stupid titles)
Oh Lufia, Oh Lufia, you were like my ecstasy
You mean less to me
Because of all your medio----crity!

Verse Two

Then I heard word of a new game
But of course, I hadn’t a single clue
I was pleased, but that later changed
‘Cause you are remaking Lufia number 2!

Refrain:

2 was your best, and since then we were cursed with
“The Lameness Returns” and “The Ruins of Bore”

You failed the test, so get back to the basics
Faith will then be restored!


Recorded version later.

I talked about this in my newest LPisode.

Awesome, facts.