ok, so last night sucked ass. Things really haven't been going well lately. so last night, i decide to take ahot bath to just relax and unwind, When im done soaking, I (stupidly) grab onto the wall mounted soap tray to support myself standing up. of course, a cheap piece of porcelain such as that isnt a very good support for a fatass like me.

The dish decided to break, and i fall back down a few inches as i see a dark red torrent beginning to mingle with the tub water and go down the drain. at first i thought it was just a somewhat minor cut, until i looked down at my hand and saw a large hole with what was clearly a bone running inside it. Always modest, I struggled to throw on some boxers before running into the living room crying "hospital! now!" thats when I noticed that the hand i was waving around at everyone was not clenched in a fist as i had meant to, but rather i was very rudely flipping the bird to my roomies....oh great, no control of middle finger at all....f*ck!

Sam was awesome and jumped up to fetch sassy from the bathroom (he stopped mid-stream, I believe ) and quickly helped me get a shirt on. JP, edges, and sassys cars are all undrivable, so mine it is! sassy hopped into the drivers seat, with edge and i in tow. luckily the er is so close.

When we get there, after filling out paperwork and getting insurance info, im taken to the back room to get cleaned up (still bleeding profusely) and they confirm my suspicions that i severed the tendon. Oh goodie! The needle used to numb my hand prior to stitching was the worst pain i had ever felt. Despite trying to stay strong in front of sassy and edge I finally let out a big "FUUUUUCK!" as the needle was jammed directly into the wound.

So now im all wrapped up, my hand completely unusable and I have to see a specialist monday.

Throughout everything though, eveyrone was amazing! Sam and JP, thank you so much for cleaning my mess, and sorry you had to deal with it. Sassy and edge, things would have been so much worse if you hadn't accompanied me, and kept my spirits high.

Ill keep everyone updated.

But yay ER Popsicles xP

Wait a minute - I've just had a thought.

Did you have to type all that out with one hand?