Objective:

Create an RPG...without RPG Maker.

How It's Done:

I lead you through and you call the shots.

What Is This For:

To simulate RPG Making and the burdens it brings with.


Let's Begin:

If you're joining, you're labeled as a Creator. So if four of you are playing, you're all working on the same game.




The Mag is in crisis, no one has submitted a single game in over two years. As the last beam of hope, a game must be created! We need heroes!

You're supposed to be starting work on the new game but it needs a title first, you can come up with a story later.

You turn on RPG Maker and go to the title option, you....

1. Create a title. Creators post 1 word and I'll jam it together to form a title.

2. Surf the Mag for advice.

Choose one, noble creators. I want to give this a whirl

Option 1 - Paizuri!

(if that is a little to joking to use then I pick Typhoon as my real word.)

Hooray! Someone willing to post has joined.

So far we have...

Paizuri!

(paizuri means breast sex btw. That's why i put Typhoon as my other option.)

Even better!

Works for me...

Super Magonian Paizuri!

All you have to do is post, yes you...reading this post. There's no need to track stats, weapons, or any of that mumbo jumbo. Just post, play, and have fun! DO IT!

Asparagus

The gods have smiled upon me.

So far we have....

Paizuri Asparagus!

>_>

<_<

Need at least one or two people!

MANSEX!

Wow!

Paizuri Asparagus MANSEX!

On Monday, the game will continue, until than anyone can join and post!

Forgot about this. Let's continue. Btw, once the simulation is over, you all get to play it!

Before we can even begin, we need a party.

Since there are 3 of ya, each of you shall make a character.

It's very easy.

1. Character's First/Last name

2. Choose a MAJOR stat, A major stat will receive 2 points!. A MINOR stat will receive 1 point!

Stats:

Sta(Stamina, HP)
Str
Def
Int-(Magic, I assume)
Agi(Agility, affects how many times you can attack per turn.)


Classes:

Archer

The Archer is the guy that loves to shoot crap at people and annoy them. They really suck at hurting the enemy, but they can attack multiple times in one turn.

Sta-10
Str- 2
Def- 3
Int- 4
Agi- 2

Swordsman

The Swordsman loves to beat the hell out of the enemy. They don't care about Stamina or Defense.


Sta-7
Str- 5
Def- 2
Int- 2
Agi- 1

Mage

The Mage uses magic to kick ass. Too bad his Defense is TERRIBLE


Sta-12
Str- 4
Def- 1
Int- 6
Agi- 1

Bandit

The Bandit likes to steal. He sucks major ass but has great Agility.


Sta-6
Str- 2
Def- 1
Int- 0
Agi- 3

Knight

The Knight is balanced.


Sta-8
Str- 4
Def- 3
Int- 4
Agi- 2

Cleric

Sucks at fighting, but LOVES to heal. Gay.


Sta-14
Str- 1
Def- 2
Int- 8
Agi- 2

Guard

They play defense.


Sta-8
Str- 2
Def- 7
Int- 4
Agi- 1

See how easy that is? People can still join! Create your dudes and tomorrow we will discuss Magic and Special Attacks(depletes HP)

See you!

So pick a name, class and major stat?

Kajak Faucon

Archer

Agi

Yig Norr

Knight

Def

Benjamin Dover

Mage

Agi

You dorks forgot to pick a Minor stat, but just forget it! Next is a list of Special Attacks and Magic attacks. Don't exceed your Int level! For example, Kajak's total Int is 4, so he can't choose Magic attacks that exceeds 4 in total. If you want new Magic or Special Attacks, you can buy em in shops and all that noise.

ARCHER: (Magic Cost)

Poison Arrow(1)- Poisons the enemy and deals 1 damage per turn. Even if you have good Agi.

Flame Arrow(2)- Burn the enemy with a flame enchanted arrow that deals 4 damage.

Freeze Arrow(2)- Deals 3 damage and reduces and enemy's Agi by 1 point.

Piercing Arrow(3)- Deals 5 damage AND reduces an enemy's defense by 3! WOWEE!

Joke Arrow(0)- Fire a rubber arrow that deals 0 damage.


KNIGHT: (Good Choice)

Swift Blow(2)- Utilize a swift blow. Deals 5 damage.

King's Stance(2)- Increase Def by 2.

Iron Plunder(3)- Stab that ho and deal 6 damage! YIKES!

Footwork(1)- Increase Agi by 1. WHOO!

Jester's Dance(0)- Dance a dance. Deals 0 damage.


MAGE: 6

Heal(2)- Be a pal, heal an ally by 4 points!

God's Thunder(5)- DEAL A WHOPPING 7 DAMAGE JESUS CHRIST!!!!

Super Heal(4)- Same thing as heal but SUPER! 7 points.

Magic Rock(1)- Throw a magic rock that deals 3 damage and reduces Int by 2!

YOU SHALL NOT PASS!(0)- Reference the Lord of the Rings by yelling YOU SHALL NOT PASS!


Okay, got your magic? Pick 1 Special Attack. You can't use Magic and SA in the same turn, even with good Agi. But you can attack AND use Magic or SA if your Agi is higher than 1. If for example your Agi is 3, you can't use Magic/SA twice. Get it?

Special Attacks reduce HP! REMEMBER THAT! Just think of them as a Magic alternative.

Attack up(4)- Increase Str by 2

Defense Up(3)- Increase Def by 2

Agility Up(2)- Increase Agi by 1

Magic Restore(4)- Restores all of your Int.( You waste them using Magic so yes, you're making your character stupid)

Attack Down(3)- Decrease enemy's Str by 2.

Defense Down(3)- Decrease enemy's Def by 2

Agility Down(4)- Decrease enemy's Agi by 2. (Their Agi can't reach 0)


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Please don't be confused, this is really easy! And fun! One spot is still open SO COME ON DOWN! Next we will begin the fun part. Creating the world the heroes will travel in! (battling will be explained soon so don't sweat it!)

Here's your current stats:

Archer

The Archer is the guy that loves to shoot crap at people and annoy them. They really suck at hurting the enemy, but they can attack multiple times in one turn.

Sta-10
Str- 2
Def- 3
Int- 4
Agi- 4 (Yikes!) MAJOR


Mage

The Mage uses magic to kick ass. Too bad his Defense is TERRIBLE


Sta-12
Str- 4
Def- 1
Int- 6
Agi- 3 MAJOR



Knight

The Knight is balanced.


Sta-8
Str- 4
Def- 5 MAJOR
Int- 4
Agi- 2

Ok, I'm the mage so I will take:

Heal
Magic Rock
YOU SHALL NOT PASS!

Defense Up

Whoo!

Here's your current junk.

Mage

The Mage uses magic to kick ass. Too bad his Defense is TERRIBLE


Sta-12
Str- 4
Def- 1
Int- 6
Agi- 3 MAJOR

Heal(2)(+4HP)
Magic Rock(1)(3Dmg)(-2Int)
YOU SHALL NOT PASS!(0)

Defense Up(-3HP)(+2Def)