brutal. but if you used your thighs more to lift yourself then you get less crotch burn and more toned thighs... so good thing. but having a hat between your legs makes you just sit more so that the hat won't fall off. and what if it's sunny out? you need it on your head to not get sunburn! unless you're ridiculous and immune to sunburn... <____< ... but of course this is all hypothetical... none of us have the capital/space to take care of a unicorn.

When I said crotch I really meant the upper insides of your thighs... so yeah, the more you rub your skin against the unicorn, the more pain you feel. Sunburn is easier to avoid. And it doesn't hurt as much.

The real problem of the unicorn is that you can't teach it to crap in one place.

There is only one Unicorn and you must have your sword sheathed in order to use it

you can't teach most animals to crap in one place though... i mean cats are pretty unique in that way. have you ever tried to teach a fish to crap in a certain place?

We put them in confined little aquariums so they have only one place to crap anyway. That's our slightly twisted way of teaching them =D

I always wanted a goose, because it's one of the better guard pets out there. Only it craps all over the place.

I can't find any use to an unicorn, though. Maybe you could cook marshmallows on its horn if you happen to be lost in the woods with an unicorn and no wood sticky things, but what's the likelihood of that ever happening?

A unicorn or AN unicorn....

I say a unicorn because of the sound of the word is You-nicorn.

Shadowmere is the superior because of the Dark Brotherhood

let's rehash ... lost in a WOOD ... and you can't find any WOOD sticky things.. how likely is this? does likely come in negatives?

That's the issue. I figure a wood would be filled of wood sticky things. And wood blunt things. All kinds of wood devices, really.

So what's the use of a unicorn?

To hunt

meat?

Best candy in the world just may be pulparindo. I have gone through twenty-four pulp strips in three days. I love the stuff.

I wear these glasses so that I can look like a square, but if you see me in a fight with a bear, don't help me, negro, help da bear!

@insult - apparatnly it contains lead and was recalled on 27th july 2007 o.O and it's quite cheap on mexgrocer.com

interesting.

No wonder I have gained 10lbs in the last 3 days. As well as the power to see the future of turtles. I foresee Raphael getting into an argument with Leonardo...

Kidney stones are the invention of satan...

I wonder what Kim's up to...

More like Ganon.

Mah boi! This peace is what ALL true warriors strive for!

I'm really bad at Bejeweled.