The text rap battles, basically. Who dares steps foot in Bonanza's territory?

Let me get this started.
Using rhyme is retarded.
So I'll rap now straight from it.
And if rhyme is all you got in the rap engine,
Then you can't fly my man.

Anonymous Bo
If that's your way of executing a flow
I'm laughing a lot because the quality's low
Keep on trying, homie I'm not lying
I'm just letting you know

Get yourself a thesaurus, and up your vernacular
You rap like Soulja Boy: unspectacular
Are you even sure you live in D.C.
You putting natives to shame with your lyrical spree.

Bonanza:

I may have a problem getting down with the flow,
it's my first time but here I go!
Your rhyme is whack; you only have smack
I can't give you no flack

You there, you alive?
You don't get no high-five, yo.
I ain't got nothing else to say
You wanna say something?
Give it to me, my way!




[spoiler]First time ever trying something like this [/spoiler]

Bon
You call it your territory
I’m a raider, plan maker.
You want a war, come try and take me.
I’ll drop bombs on ya.
You’ll be nothing but dust in the breeze.
I’ll cross your boarder in a way unseen.
It aint an issue of flow, but how you go.
Hand it over, this place is mine.
End it on free will or I’ll take you out on a dime.
Walk away with a little pride
Or am I gonna have to demoralize the lyrical assassin one more time.

Ice
This just isn’t your game.
I won’t allow you to take my fame.
Sit your ass down and watch a man take the stage.
I’ll come at you like a mage, as if he’s enraged.
It’s wasn’t bad for a first attempt, but we’ll have to redirect.
Listen up; I’m about to sting.
Your ears might ring. That happens when you can’t keep the pace.
You just witnessed my unique grace.

In the rain or in the snow
got the funky funky flow.

Lausen:
Disgraceful; distasteful
Stand up to me?
I'll punch you
That's just the way I roll
You're going to pay my toll
Best sit down boy
I'm the newcomer, the homerunner!
One rhyme is all I need
And one punch will make you bleed

The sun sinks low sick of this song.
Rappers are flappers who can't get along.
Stunted in growth they resort to rhyme.
To pass the time doing time for crime.

So let me speak slower in simpler words.
Rappers are crappers puttin out turds.
When rhyme is the only mode that they know.
To hell with your flow I have to fly my man.

This topic is a lot of fun
but you? You post and run
Rap Battle Justice!
It's in a name
and battling! Is the game
Run on home little man
or battle rap, if you can.

Stop!




Gnasher-time.

Bo?
Foo.

Lausen, you have a way with words
But your lyrical prowess equates to a turd
I will give you a flow that you've never heard
I'll be Sesame Street and flip you two Big Birds
Was that your best 1ce? Your charisma has melted
My aura is hot, so I can't believe you aint felt it
Syn, you need to stop quoting Parappa
With your Playgirl mags, you're the resident fapper
Gnasher didn't try, so he thought he could jam
From a tune made before he was born; well, damn

Anonymous Bo still hasn't improved
I bring about text with a sensual groove
I've got nothing to prove, Big Bon is number one
The arcade? 40 percent is mine, son!
Before the day's done, each of you will bow
To the King Leo mic assassin here and now!

Hear my rap, gotta take a nap, wonder whens the pizza done so I can get some..........food

Hey Duel, you need some more fuel
You rhyme just like me, and that ain't....good.

Bonanza

You try to douse my desire
But inside, my soul is on fire!
Even though I can be cold
I like to think I am bold
To step on your turf and talk you down
To make wisecracks and call you a clown
I'm the new guy; watch out for me
I'll be the king, you just wait and see.

I got owned
But I wouldn't say
That I got pwned
Now you have to find a way
to see if that rhymes.

Soulja Boy's still better than Nash
His flow may suck, but he still has cash
You needn't translate my speeches
Because it's clear and coherent, and free from leeches

Bonanza look at you
Go back to skoo
Get your major GI Joe
That degree in English is JUST FO SHO

Duel, learn the proper speech
Your flow is like a phone that is out of reach
It would be good interest to learn the game
Because with flows that whack, I'll forget your name
Dool? Do-ell? How do you say it?
I'm kidding by the way, there's no need to delay it
Penrage is coming along quite nicely
I'll get a big paycheck to buy ice for the wifey
Psyche! I'm not getting married today
I need to build finances, pay debts, and slay
Any other bills creeping up my black behingd
Bonanza spits the ish on everyone's mind.

I cannot ignore the lion; he roars!
Most rhyme's wimper but Bon's rhyme's soars
It's just you and me
I'm here, can't you see?
The new guy, the blue guy
I may be a newbie
But no one can fool me
I have nothing left to write
I am 1ce! Who dares to fight?