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Your subject description reminds me of something Roger Waters would subtitle one of his albums with.

"Roger Waters, Dreams of the Picture: Dancing Porch Monkeys In The Post-Racial Era"

I'd buy that album.

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I just read five or six of those and they're good.

I once replied to the question of 'favorite animal?' with echidna.

Mostly, I was doing it to be contrary and obscure after she offered 'Wolf'.
But I was also dead serious.

http://www.nwf.org/nationalwildlife/art ... issueId=61

http://jurgen.ca/archives/capt.syd10610 ... syd106.jpg

http://www.sweetandbitter.com/inside/im ... -thumb.jpg

http://static.flickr.com/88/275087935_52e70cff04_o.jpg

Oh, that's the other mammal that lays eggs, isn't it?

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I gasped as Edward unzipped his gorgeous, godlike vampire pants, revealing his smooth, white, marble cock. He glared at me with his burning topaz eyes as my fingertips brushed his cold, sparkling, granite dick. My heartbeat quickened. My breath caught. I didn't deserve this. How could I, clumsy, ordinary, plain, clumsy Bella Swan who was only asked to the dance by 3 different lovestruck boys, be so close to a cock so gorgeous, scintillating and godlike? It was like the pale marble cock of Adonis.

In a quick, graceful motion, Edward turned and glared at me. "Don't you see Bella?" he said as he held me in his strong grasp and dry-humped my thigh with annoyance, "I'm a danger to you! You should have nothing to do with me! Every moment you're risking your life!"

"Edward" I gasped "I love you. I will love you forever!" I was in agony thinking of losing him and never again touching his pale, white, cold, gorgeous, sparkling, marble, granite, dazzling, godlike, scintillating Adonis cock. How would I live? He was my life.

He glared at me again with his dazzling, golden eyes and told me with his gorgeous, pale lips "There's something I haven't told you. Something else about my kind."

"What Edward?" I asked breathlessly, "I will love you no matter what. Forever."

He brushed his cold, gorgeous, marble lips close to my clumsy, ordinary ears and whispered "We..."

"What, Edward? I love you. Forever. You can tell me anything."

He gave me his crooked grin and said, "We ejaculate rainbows."

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Six to Eight Black Men:

Part 1.

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Part 2.

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Part 3.

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I'm told Senokot is good for AIDS. It's no cure, but it reminds queers what their ass is really for.

Do not read this.
It's hazardous to your well-being.

I have read it and I will never be able to recover from it.

I'm serious, this is the ultimate thing in terms of DO NOT READ.

That said, I'll post the link.

http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend ... rchive.php

You can still save yourself if you do not go to the second page.

Bill Hicks - Officer negro Hater

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Do you?