Before we begin, ensure that it is at least 11:30 pm eastern standard time, but not yet 6 am.
1. Read all previous statements thoroughly. (If this is a new topic skip to 2.)
2. Determine if the thread's tone is A)serious or B)humorous.

if A:
3. present your point of view on the matter regardless of its popularity or perceived logic.

unless:
you are neutral on the topic, then make a witty remark (read "pun" or "sex joke")

4. use spell check every once in a while, I'm actualyy a terrible speller.

Tip: Don't be afraid to play with English grammar here. Realize that a word like "Hominid" can be modified in so many different ways it ain't funny. Prefixes and suffixes are YOUR FRIENDS! Get creative!

5. Click submit.

7. spend the next 6 pages of replies doggedly defending your ideas/wait for someone to agree with you while at the same time adhering to the above rules.

if B:
3. Make a pun or a sex joke.

4. Be sure to use 1337 whenever, and in the most sarcastic way, possible.

5. Be sure to make a comment about Pie, loving Pie, cookies, muffins, smack down, whoopass, OMG, your mom, or if all else fails some comment that infers both your nerdy/pseudo-gothi-ness, and while also being slightly self depreciating.

6. Click submit

8. check back the next day for an ego boost when someone finds your comments funny OR discover the topic has been abandoned.

::edit:: (6 for "A", 7 for "B") Read over your freshly minted post, and find a few grammatical mistakes/things you left out. If they are egregious enough add them now by hitting "edit" and fixing them. Be sure to note this fact by printing "::edit::" and then saying what you altered and for what reason. Repeat this step as necessary until you can move on to the next one.

Way to ruin the joke, prick.

That's the other part I forgot to mention. ENJOY!

Seriously though, how did I ruin it? Just cause Ix does it alone THEN it's funny? Maybe I'm not getting the joke... :

See, you took a joke.. and COMPLETELY CHANGED IT, and then gave it the same title.

Ix's all looked a lot like..



Failure.

So Staffy's would be more like...

1) Take a joke
2) Completely subvert it
3) Click "Submit"

Ix's all had more that the underpants gnome rationale. He even had examples! (did I have an example? no.)

I was trying to put forth the case that only I am complicated enough to post one of my posts, while at the same time mildly spoofing him.

NOW who can't take a joke?

No, it's still an utter failure.

You know what? YOU FAIL, you bitter shell of a man.

Seriously.

Way.
To suck.
The fun.
Out of.
The room.